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Chris Joseph

@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social

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I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that isn’t really about murders. COYG

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · May 8

“And in closing… He pulls a knife? You pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital? You send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.”

::applause::

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1h

cool game i guess i’m never fucking doing that again

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1h

seattle wins

Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 2h

me watching this game in the 37th inning

Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 2h

BASEBALL FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 2h

This is all AJ Pierzynski’s fault for yammering on and on about bunting

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 2h

twelfth inning?

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3h

señor smoke giving mariners fans culo de lemon

Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3h

😂

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4h

I wanna see the trident

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4h

me cheering for a venezuelan dude I never heard of

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 5h

Fun Fact! the Podcast

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Florida Man Murders @floridamanmurders.bsky.social · 15h

The boys are back for Spooky Season.

Season 7 drops October 21.

@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social 🐊🔪👻

Introducing Season 7 of Florida Man Murders

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d

*smacks him in the head as he comes off the field*

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 1d

The degree to which Daboll is running Dart is making me a little uncomfy!

Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d

😂

Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d

His interpreter sweating up a storm trying to understand his CUBANASONESS

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Dat Roro Kid @datrorokid.bsky.social · 1d

ANDY PAGES TREMENDO CUBANASO ASERREEEEEEEE

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 1d

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d

Oof crazy ending to the series. Those replays are tough to watch. Yoinks

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 1d

The MMR vaccine is one of the most stunningly effective medical therapeutics in existence. It’s also safer than most of your everyday activities. This is simply an attempt to stop people from vaccinating.

HELLody SchreiBOO @melodyschreiber.com · 1d

The acting director of the CDC called for new, separate MMR shots. That would be "remarkably complicated, time-consuming, costly, but more importantly unnecessary," @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social told me:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...