josh houtz
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the president just said the turkeys are eating beef & drinking smoothies if you were wondering how absolutely cooked his brain is
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the president just said the turkeys are eating beef & drinking smoothies if you were wondering how absolutely cooked his brain is
red onion & sriracha
10. What do you like on your hot dog?
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
red onion & sriracha
we ever find out what they did to stafford in that toaster looking hyper chamber? might need to let james daniels spend a few days in there eating stem cells or something
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
we ever find out what they did to stafford in that toaster looking hyper chamber? might need to let james daniels spend a few days in there eating stem cells or something
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People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
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Pope Leo’s plumber, walking in with a plunger 🪠:
holy shit
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pope Leo’s plumber, walking in with a plunger 🪠:
someone ask baelan if it’s still the greatest moment of his life.
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
someone ask baelan if it’s still the greatest moment of his life.
what in the mike mcfuckingdaniel?!
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
what in the mike mcfuckingdaniel?!
vic fangio believes reed blankenship is dwayne the rock johnson
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
vic fangio believes reed blankenship is dwayne the rock johnson
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DEVONTA SMITH.
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
DEVONTA SMITH.
smitty is so fucking good
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
smitty is so fucking good
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shedeur finally had a legitimately great play and instead of talking about it they went straight to deshaun watson’s positive mentorship? what was that???
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
shedeur finally had a legitimately great play and instead of talking about it they went straight to deshaun watson’s positive mentorship? what was that???
what in the neil o’donnell did flacco just do?
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
what in the neil o’donnell did flacco just do?
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Two complete loser FGs this half by Eli Drinkwitz, who has never won a big game
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Two complete loser FGs this half by Eli Drinkwitz, who has never won a big game
one of my kids ralphed all over the floor at this indoor trampoline place if you’re wondering how my day is going
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
one of my kids ralphed all over the floor at this indoor trampoline place if you’re wondering how my day is going
he’s ready to blow him like bubba
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
he’s ready to blow him like bubba
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😂
I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.
I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
😂
I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.
I just now realized that the Dolphins have a bye week this week.
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What if a pug could talk
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What if a pug could talk
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We're calling that "out week-to-week with an upper-body injury" now. #hockeyhumor
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We're calling that "out week-to-week with an upper-body injury" now. #hockeyhumor