Jon
@technursejon.bsky.social
Miami Dolphins
Washington Commanders by marriage
Washington Commanders by marriage
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The Trump administration’s war on tourism in red states continues
National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.
This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The Trump administration’s war on tourism in red states continues
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Best Thanksgiving ever. #FinsUp
🏈 November 25, 1993: On Thanksgivin at a snowy Dallas, Texas. a 41-yard game-winning field goal attempt by Miami Dolphins’ Pete Stoyanovich was blocked. But Dallas Cowboys defender Leon Lett ran and touched the football, resulting in Miami’s re-possession and a game-winning 19-yard field goal.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Best Thanksgiving ever. #FinsUp
Me when Mike McDaniel kicks off the 2026 Dolphins training camp.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Me when Mike McDaniel kicks off the 2026 Dolphins training camp.
👇
My sister is a nurse. My oldest daughter is a nurse. My wife is a lab tech. And...and one time...I was a nurse. Don't tell my family...or the hundreds of thousands of other families...that nurses...and those in the health field...aren't "professionals."
You're Goddamn right we're professionals.
You're Goddamn right we're professionals.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
👇
looking forward to seeing the fam again this thxgving
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
looking forward to seeing the fam again this thxgving
Stick to sports.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Stick to sports.
If you're putting $100 down on this, you deserve not to have that $100.
Remember when Trump’s sons announced a made-in-the-USA smartphone and a new wireless service, Trump Mobile?
Three months later, the phone’s ship date keeps getting delayed with no explanation — although the company continues to collect $100 deposits.
The grift never ends.
Three months later, the phone’s ship date keeps getting delayed with no explanation — although the company continues to collect $100 deposits.
The grift never ends.
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you're putting $100 down on this, you deserve not to have that $100.
Enough with the pecan pie talk. Let's focus on the important things here. It's pee-can, not peh-cahn.
a woman is sitting on a couch and says i have nothing else to say
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says i have nothing else to say
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Enough with the pecan pie talk. Let's focus on the important things here. It's pee-can, not peh-cahn.
Me watching the Dolphins get to another 8-9 season.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me watching the Dolphins get to another 8-9 season.
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People act like pie is the only dessert food with a low floor. Have you ever had bad cake? It’s horrendous.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
People act like pie is the only dessert food with a low floor. Have you ever had bad cake? It’s horrendous.
Bad news, rural America.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Bad news, rural America.
Pie is a vehicle for whipped cream as french fries are a vehicle for ketchup.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Pie is a vehicle for whipped cream as french fries are a vehicle for ketchup.
I am here for the food discourse.
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I am here for the food discourse.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
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this is also why it was great to have slapfights about Star Wars rankings yesterday, that's the kind of shit that makes Online worth it
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
this is also why it was great to have slapfights about Star Wars rankings yesterday, that's the kind of shit that makes Online worth it
I love walking into Bluesky after a little time away and having no context to the posts.
a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars
ALT: a cartoon of snow white in a cell with bars
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November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I love walking into Bluesky after a little time away and having no context to the posts.
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Me going for the last slice of pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving before one of the damn kids gets it
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me going for the last slice of pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving before one of the damn kids gets it
😂
a Russian nesting doll of bullshit
I'll have to save that one for Dolphins commentary this winter.
a Russian nesting doll of bullshit
I'll have to save that one for Dolphins commentary this winter.
“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”
@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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a Russian nesting doll of bullshit
I'll have to save that one for Dolphins commentary this winter.
a Russian nesting doll of bullshit
I'll have to save that one for Dolphins commentary this winter.
The missing Cheers episode.
Norm take my groin
Interesting update to the Heats availability:
Herro is questionable (ankle)
Jakucionis is available (back from G-league)
Powell is out (groin strain)
Jovic is out (hip)
Wiggins is out (hip)
Powell currently has no timetable for return yet
Herro is questionable (ankle)
Jakucionis is available (back from G-league)
Powell is out (groin strain)
Jovic is out (hip)
Wiggins is out (hip)
Powell currently has no timetable for return yet
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The missing Cheers episode.
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The giants kick their fans in the balls every chance they get.
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The giants kick their fans in the balls every chance they get.
No Dolphins football today.
kermit the frog is drinking tea from a glass .
ALT: kermit the frog is drinking tea from a glass .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
No Dolphins football today.
Oh, not much.
Just reading the Boston Globe about the Patriots' odds of getting the one seed in the AFC.
Just reading the Boston Globe about the Patriots' odds of getting the one seed in the AFC.
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Oh, not much.
Just reading the Boston Globe about the Patriots' odds of getting the one seed in the AFC.
Just reading the Boston Globe about the Patriots' odds of getting the one seed in the AFC.