josh houtz
@takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
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takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
thank you!

I need to stop sulking & start creating!
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
this hat
a red hat
bills, jets or pats hat
probably some others too, but I’m going to act like an a-hole if I see one. I can’t help it; it’s just in my blood. (idk if I used the ; right but eff it)
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
I really need photoshop back… I mean how else am I supposed to photoshop stephen miller’s head on a Polly pocket
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
I love you both & will happily wear one of these hats (only if you do too) for the inevitable super wildcard home playoff game that will happen sometime over the next 10-15 years.
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
that doesn’t look too terrible.
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katmabu.bsky.social
I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
add this to the list of hats I’m booing tf out of if i ever see someone wearing in public. absolutely horrendous.
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
obj really took PEDs to catch 9 balls lmfao
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
the wind effed it up, I think.
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
my dolphins flag got ripped to shreds before the year started, so this is definitely an omen.
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takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
idk if I agreed at the time, but they definitely should’ve pulled the trigger on payton…
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
BB with full control & his own reality show, seems most likely
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
cowher would never come back, but at one point, this was THE pipedream for me.

as for the current situation, unless they luck into someone, idk who i want to takeover. i think last time i was all for doug pederson & harbaugh (obvs) then he shit himself with the jags.
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
dude gonna outplay arch looking like jamie lannister
tomasverde.bsky.social
Oklahoma QB John Mateer is "pushing" to return this weekend against Texas, per an ESPN report.

That aligns with 247Sports/CBS Sports' reporting Sept. 26 that there was early internal belief that Mateer could make it back from hand surgery in time for the Red River Rivalry.
Report: Oklahoma QB John Mateer 'pushing' to return against Texas
Oklahoma QB John Mateer is attempting to return for this weekend's game against Texas, according to a Tuesday morning report by ESPN. That report aligns with a 247Sports/CBS Sports report Sept. 26 abo...
247sports.com
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
I refuse to get #mad over a tony pauline report in the year of our lord 2025
takeittothehoutz.bsky.social
part of me still fears Grier sticks & I just can’t do that anymore, man…