Mackenzie
@mackenzievogt.net
Aspiring poster | Husband & Father | Music enjoyer, especially classical | Gearhead | Photographer | Sports fan | Former Jeopardy! Champ | New Jerseyan | he/him
Thinking about how there’s no bathrooms on the Normandy. Where does commander Shepard do their business
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Thinking about how there’s no bathrooms on the Normandy. Where does commander Shepard do their business
Going to start blaming the Kyle Tucker Contract for all of the problems in my life
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Going to start blaming the Kyle Tucker Contract for all of the problems in my life
The resolution desk is where I put my monitors
Trump’s calls to jail political enemies are obviously concerning but I don’t think he realizes how impotent they make him seem.
If you keep posting this shit and nobody in Biden’s orbit gets arrested, you just look weak.
If you keep posting this shit and nobody in Biden’s orbit gets arrested, you just look weak.
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The resolution desk is where I put my monitors
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Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.
Had a long day and frankly I needed this
We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Had a long day and frankly I needed this
Tuning into the national championship game. It’s just punting
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Tuning into the national championship game. It’s just punting
I don’t like anything about this hire, so let’s see
It’s not official yet, but the Miami Dolphins are working to finalize an agreement with Green Bay Packers DC Jeff Hafley to become their next head coach, a source tells The Athletic.
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I don’t like anything about this hire, so let’s see
I cannot believe this lol
BREAKING: Sean McDermott is out as the Bills’ head coach, a source tells The Athletic.
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I cannot believe this lol
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If the EU's leaders start by putting the screws to the largest American tech companies, many Americans would great them as liberators.
The way to end all this is for the EU to immediately get hyper-aggressive with sanctioning and tariffing every American they can find.
The man has worse approvals than at any point in his prior term plus it’s an election year. It’s all a bluff. Call it!
The man has worse approvals than at any point in his prior term plus it’s an election year. It’s all a bluff. Call it!
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 PM
If the EU's leaders start by putting the screws to the largest American tech companies, many Americans would great them as liberators.
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“I'm never gonna do it without the fez on” I say to my wife, referencing the seminal 1976 album ‘The Royal Scam’ by Steely Dan. I am kicked out of the house
August 21, 2024 at 10:17 PM
“I'm never gonna do it without the fez on” I say to my wife, referencing the seminal 1976 album ‘The Royal Scam’ by Steely Dan. I am kicked out of the house
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Smashing all of them so I can finally live in the Wind in the Willows universe
Who would you choose to travel the forest with?
1. quiet owl spirit
2. chatty besuited badger
3. wizened twig witch
4. minor forest horror
1. quiet owl spirit
2. chatty besuited badger
3. wizened twig witch
4. minor forest horror
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Smashing all of them so I can finally live in the Wind in the Willows universe
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Tell it to my jorts
Tell me I’m the only one
Are they really jeans or just some shorts
Tell it to my jorts
Tell me I’m the only one
Are they really jeans or just some shorts
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
I want a girl with a short skirt and looooooooong jorts.
I want a girl with a short skirt and looooooooong jorts.
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Over, Under, Jorts Down
Over, Under, Jorts Down
January 19, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
Tell it to my jorts
Tell me I’m the only one
Are they really jeans or just some shorts
Tell it to my jorts
Tell me I’m the only one
Are they really jeans or just some shorts
Is Stroud ok mentally? His decision making is Tua like
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Is Stroud ok mentally? His decision making is Tua like
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Airing it versus a NFL playoff game
If you're following the unbuilding of CBS News, there's a development.
@brianstelter.bsky.social says the Inside CECOT report is to air tonight, "according to sources at CBS."
view.newsletters.cnn.com/messages/176...
This part interested me most: "The promised interview did not materialize."
@brianstelter.bsky.social says the Inside CECOT report is to air tonight, "according to sources at CBS."
view.newsletters.cnn.com/messages/176...
This part interested me most: "The promised interview did not materialize."
January 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Airing it versus a NFL playoff game
Y’all turn on the teevee lately? Woof
January 18, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Y’all turn on the teevee lately? Woof
"You cuaght me lurking amongst the hydrangeas. This is the end for you"
January 18, 2026 at 12:40 PM
"You cuaght me lurking amongst the hydrangeas. This is the end for you"
Jake “Honkin’ On” Bobo
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Jake “Honkin’ On” Bobo
Christopher Walken, showing up at your bar to help you get laid
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Christopher Walken, showing up at your bar to help you get laid
Darnold is fine I see
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Darnold is fine I see
That second PI call on White was legit. It sucks but he was all over him
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
That second PI call on White was legit. It sucks but he was all over him
So close to the game ending safety
January 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
So close to the game ending safety
How do bills fans handle this
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
How do bills fans handle this
Just another day at the cologuard factory opening boxes of poop.
It’s a living!
It’s a living!
January 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Just another day at the cologuard factory opening boxes of poop.
It’s a living!
It’s a living!