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Old Fashioned Bologna Salad
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music lover (derogatory) - I own 34 black tshirts
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i keep thinking about this and cracking up
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
my wife will see our dog sitting on the couch and say things like:

"It's a worm! He's a worm!"

"It's my wormy boy! Are you a worm?"

(takes 163 photos)
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Reservoir Dorks
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I've thought a lot about how this could have some retro appeal for Gen Z as well as obviously being welcome to us Old Internet people.

I have a 19yo running around with a 2MP digital camera, an iPod Classic, and CDs, it's possible...
Fuck social media. Build more forums!
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I'm always saying this.
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
latina baddie I can have a Hudson/Vasquez kinda dynamic with
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
always wondered what he was saying here
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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true
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
How am I doing? I almost started smoking again this week after quitting over 10 years ago because I saw a lighter at an antique shop that I used to have in high school
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
look. I'm a big "don't show me Twitter shit here" person but I don't want to miss a second of this
Incredible things happening on Twitter
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Also:
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
some lyrics sound incredible and moving when vocalized but not as profound on paper, I think "Alllllllbuquerque" is an example
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I lived bitch.
Might be getting laid off tomorrow morning and I'm quietly crashing out...I want to pay an Etsy Witch but I shouldn't spend the money, I need big vibes from everyone please
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Downloading kung fu a la The Matrix only to realize I'm too fat and out of shape to do any of the cool moves "woah"
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Might be getting laid off tomorrow morning and I'm quietly crashing out...I want to pay an Etsy Witch but I shouldn't spend the money, I need big vibes from everyone please
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Imagine if one day you didn’t show up for work and they just replaced you with Tori
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Frequently?
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Evil Dead 2 was like the "reposting with alt-text" of cinema
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Shinobi's name was 'Joe' ?
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I pre-ordered this thinking it wouldn't charge me until it shipped, but it charged me right away and now I don't want to tell my wife so I'm posting this just hoping she sees it
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
(date describing me to her weirdest friend): "He has a sort of Jacques Renault-ian charm"
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
what would you say to the guy who played Coldplay on the dive bar jukebox and then listened to Coldplay on the way home (just comment below)
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM