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Chris Joseph

@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social

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I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that isn’t really about murders. COYG

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · May 8

“And in closing… He pulls a knife? You pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital? You send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.”

::applause::

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 43m

Fun Fact! the Podcast

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Florida Man Murders @floridamanmurders.bsky.social · 10h

The boys are back for Spooky Season.

Season 7 drops October 21.

@datrorokid.bsky.social @ceejness.bsky.social @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social 🐊🔪👻

Introducing Season 7 of Florida Man Murders

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 22h

*smacks him in the head as he comes off the field*

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22h

The degree to which Daboll is running Dart is making me a little uncomfy!

Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 22h

a man and a woman are sitting on a balcony with the words " i don 't like sand " written on the bottom

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 23h

😂

Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 23h

His interpreter sweating up a storm trying to understand his CUBANASONESS

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Dat Roro Kid @datrorokid.bsky.social · 23h

ANDY PAGES TREMENDO CUBANASO ASERREEEEEEEE

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 23h

a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 23h

Oof crazy ending to the series. Those replays are tough to watch. Yoinks

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 1d

The MMR vaccine is one of the most stunningly effective medical therapeutics in existence. It’s also safer than most of your everyday activities. This is simply an attempt to stop people from vaccinating.

HELLody SchreiBOO @melodyschreiber.com · 1d

The acting director of the CDC called for new, separate MMR shots. That would be "remarkably complicated, time-consuming, costly, but more importantly unnecessary," @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social told me:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...