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Chris Joseph

@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social

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I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that isn’t really about murders. COYG

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · May 8

“And in closing… He pulls a knife? You pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital? You send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.”

::applause::

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 5h

That’s a shame

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MDMD @mdabides.bsky.social · 14h

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to the Gen X producers deciding the end of inning outro music in these games

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ted hill @tedhill.bsky.social · 2d

Did it* happen yet?

*[Grier being fired]

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d

“still the only team to ever go undefeated”

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 3d

Never forget what Derek Jeter stole from us.

The Marlins had a home run sculpture that Derek Jeter hated so they got rid of it. He also stunk as president of the team and then left

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d

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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 3d

#DropMcDanielAndGrierInTheClosestVolcano

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d

get this guy off my team for christ!

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 3d

Darren Waller single handedly wrecking the Dolphins draft ranking is some low key diabolical shit by the Tequestas

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4d

🤣 damn poor dog taking strays

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4d

a pox….

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4d

He hates us. He’s a Buckeye dipshit

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4d

Herbstreit has been particularly insufferable tonight. Settle down, Ohio State Boy

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4d

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 4d

That’s the whitest Osceola I’ve ever seent

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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 6d

Kinda glad for Mac Jones this game is over. Dude was one hit away from his legs detaching from his torso

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 6d

Great command of the language on display here

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 6d

Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:

“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”

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Brian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social · 6d

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:

You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.