Rob Slater
@robslater10.bsky.social
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This game is officially one full phone charge long for me
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You gotta be kidding me
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Oh my dear god what a game this is
robslater10.bsky.social
The best part is the rest of the booth just simply not acknowledging him so he keeps saying it
chrisjoseph13.bsky.social
This is all AJ Pierzynski’s fault for yammering on and on about bunting
robslater10.bsky.social
Imagine taking a baseball to the knuckles and not getting awarded first base.
robslater10.bsky.social
We’re so close.
justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
robslater10.bsky.social
This broadcast hit the over on “punch” and all its variants in the fifth inning. Relentless.
alexkirshner.com
Pretty done with "punchie" as a term for a strikeout. Not cute. Does nothing for me
robslater10.bsky.social
Truly don’t envy fans of either team right now but I’m having an absolute time watching this game
robslater10.bsky.social
Electric at bat right there. Skubal says here’s three absolute fucking rockets, good luck catching up to them.
robslater10.bsky.social
Why do I feel like the crazy person for understanding that this big dumb pissbaby is just that and not some all knowing, all powerful god who needs to be appeased at every turn.
robslater10.bsky.social
So mass layoffs over Thanksgiving, yeah? Then a huge influx of Twitter Files adjacent freaks in time for Christmas.
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
robslater10.bsky.social
Oh my god. Oh my god. That is the absolute worst way to lose.
robslater10.bsky.social
I switched over to baseball and the Panthers scored, so I can’t go back, right?
robslater10.bsky.social
Panthers dominating a game and give up a tying goal on some stupid shit. Boy is it good to be back.
robslater10.bsky.social
God it’s so nice having hockey back on a random weekday. We are blessed.
robslater10.bsky.social
You gotta have a brain worm to think taking this angle with David bleeping Simon wouldn’t backfire
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
robslater10.bsky.social
I see everything is incredibly stupid, yet again.
robslater10.bsky.social
Just opened my 2026 health insurance price hike email. Keep the fucking government shut down forever. Gross stuff.
robslater10.bsky.social
Vlad Jr pumps one into the bleachers here and there might be a riot