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Christophaaaagh Webb

@chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social

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Welsh Kiwi. Nice ear lobes. I often talk nonsense on @stillanygood.bsky.social

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · Oct 2

Me, every time my daughter says "Dad! Dad! Watch this!!"

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 6h

A year ago today, we welcomed Ralph into our home. He's a right pain in the arse, but he's *our* pain in the arse.

Ralph, Day 365. Looking like a right cheeky get.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 6h

Unsolicited Stick Vic

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Still Any Good? @stillanygood.bsky.social · 7h

We've changed the blurb slightly on our Short Circuit 2 episode. Congratulations to @itsdanthomas.bsky.social on your BAFTA for The Golden Cobra 🏆

Short Circuit 2 with BAFTA winner Dan Thomas

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 14h

Not jealous in the slightest.

Git.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 15h

Not having seen it, is he actually called Dennis?

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 15h

"I know Doctor Beats and dentists..."

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 16h

You're such a joker!

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 16h

He was renowned for doin' what he wanted to do.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 16h

It's considered bad luck in the hip-hop community to say McHammer. Instead, you have to refer to him as 'The Scottish Rapper'.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 16h

You Can Call Me A.I.

I asked Grok to draw Paul Simon and Chevy Chase, and this is the shite it came up with.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 17h

They don't though; only the winner wins. That's the rules.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 17h

Apparently The Bangles are on now

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 18h

Obligatory "is Jayne on?" picture...

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 17h

🎶 Speaking words of wisdom, let Dig-beeee ... 🎶

The Beatles Photos @thebeatlespix.bsky.social · 18h

Paul McCartney with Martha June 1968

the #Beatles

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 18h

Obligatory "is Jayne on?" picture...

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 18h

Hooray! You're going to have a belting time ❤️

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 18h

That's brilliant. Our lot just ate loads of pizza and did the same impersonation of someonevin their class for about 90 minutes.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 18h

*I*.

I never said "ni" to her.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 18h

Mate, I totally feel your pain. My daughter had 3 friends for a sleepover last weekend. At about 10pm, one of them had a bit of a fall-out with the others, so at about 9.30ni had to drive her home.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Luxury British Pullman is a train, and also a very poor euphemism for having a Sherman.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Referring to Summer Nights from Grease as "Summer Lovin".

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 1d

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 1d

If you’ve never seen “The Betamax Years”, you must see “The Betamax Years”

Here.

youtu.be/mju1MlWZP1o?...

betamax years

YouTube video by Rhys Thomas

youtu.be

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

It's great having intro horror. Monster House is one we used to watch all the time.

The last horror we watched which my daughter loved was Talk To Me.

Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

We watched this with our eldest when she was about 11. She absolutely loved it. Now her favourite film is Jordan Peele's Us.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

I like how they (knowingly) do the Breakfast Club makeover ending on Clea Duvall's character.

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Christophaaaagh Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 1d

Do they use Scatman Johnnies?

Museum of Twitter (Haunted version) @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 1d

@STOPFLEXIN

i thought scat porn was a bitch goin "ski bi di do wop" on the dick. boy was I wrong