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Simon Love
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Unpopular Music. No Tories.
Nine years ago, my debut album, "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time" didn't win the @welshmusicprize.bsky.social but we drank a lot of alcohol at the ceremony and had a great time. This was us on the way out. I've still got the giant reproduction of the album cover in my front room.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The fellow who measures his son's boners has a Funko Pop?
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Elmer??
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Glad to see that the lads at Disney Add haven’t stretched “The Beatles Anthology” like they stretched “The Simpsons”
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
“There’s Something About Mary”- Farrelly Brothers, 199&
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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My youth for a bell
Who's who in hell
My kingdom for a crown

Time is a game
Only children play well
How can I love you
If you won't lie down?
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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The media really will treat LLMs as human before they give trans people the same courtesy
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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My friend asked me if I watched The Chair Company yet. I said yeah and I said you like ITYSL and he said he’d never seen it. Said he’s never seen Detroiters and never seen Friendship. Kind of insane that Chair Company would be introduction to Tim Robinson
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The ‘Now You See Me’ movies are ‘The Fast and Furious’ movies for people who read The Lord of the Rings more than once.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This could be the best idea Apple will ever ignore.
I spent years desperately wanting them to put "Carnival of Light" on some archival release but now I'm more mature and understand that they should release it by recreating the Milton Volt Rave in countless planetariums across the globe. It must be heard but should not get a home release.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Temp agency just called. Something about filling in and working PR at Campbell’s Soup for the day? Should be fun!
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I have always been terrified and mesmerised by Udo Kier. 🧛‍♀️
Once, in a gay bar in Palm Springs, I turned around and he was just standing there, holding a drink. I checked in the bar mirror to see if he had a reflection. He saw me checking and smiled. It was perfect.
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love. @stillanygood.bsky.social

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November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1716
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Reggae Jesus
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill, Charlie Brown
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Love the thought of pub food so bad that even the dog couldn't stomach it
Pub where 19 customers and dog fell 'violently' ill given zero hygiene rating
Diners were taken ill following a roast dinner at The Cwrt Henllys bar and restaurant in Cwmbran - it has now been given a zero food hygiene rating
www.mirror.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Something something act of God insurance something something Richard Dorkins
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM