Simon Love
@simonloverules.bsky.social
Unpopular Music. No Tories.
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I made this for @kjsoar.bsky.social back on the old site
January 30, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I made this for @kjsoar.bsky.social back on the old site
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
Love it when a prompt gets into the picture "THOUSANDS OF FANS CHEER!" I also like how they're playing two shows on one day in Teurs, FL and Bottom, KA #slop
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Love it when a prompt gets into the picture "THOUSANDS OF FANS CHEER!" I also like how they're playing two shows on one day in Teurs, FL and Bottom, KA #slop
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Pitchfork is out here telling us how to reckon with "AI Music is here to stay".
Here's how to live with it: don't listen to it, don't patronize it, don't pay money for it, don't share it.
Here's how to live with it: don't listen to it, don't patronize it, don't pay money for it, don't share it.
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Pitchfork is out here telling us how to reckon with "AI Music is here to stay".
Here's how to live with it: don't listen to it, don't patronize it, don't pay money for it, don't share it.
Here's how to live with it: don't listen to it, don't patronize it, don't pay money for it, don't share it.
Ned Kelly looking like he’s about to open a toast cafe in Shoreditch.
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Ned Kelly looking like he’s about to open a toast cafe in Shoreditch.
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Vampire Weekend Songs Ranked By How Much Generational Wealth They Ooze
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Vampire Weekend Songs Ranked By How Much Generational Wealth They Ooze
Use this list as a handy guide and you’ll be sure to impress those spoiled Ivy Leaguers.
thehardtimes.net
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Vampire Weekend Songs Ranked By How Much Generational Wealth They Ooze
thehardtimes.net/lists/vampir...
thehardtimes.net/lists/vampir...
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*Strong Bristol accent* "Who remembers the A-Team? Good Times!"
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
*Strong Bristol accent* "Who remembers the A-Team? Good Times!"
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George looks like all The Zutons at once
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
George looks like all The Zutons at once
Hmmmm. Might be AI balls?
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Hmmmm. Might be AI balls?
Five fave 70s films
The Wicker Man
Chinatown
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry
Little Murders
Dracula AD 1972
The Wicker Man
Chinatown
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry
Little Murders
Dracula AD 1972
Five fave 70s films
F For Fake
The Wicker Man
Young Frankenstein
Elvis: That's The Way It Is
Horror Express
The 70s is a much harder decade for me than the forties, fifties, or sixties. Most of the big stuff like the Godfather I admire more than enjoy.
F For Fake
The Wicker Man
Young Frankenstein
Elvis: That's The Way It Is
Horror Express
The 70s is a much harder decade for me than the forties, fifties, or sixties. Most of the big stuff like the Godfather I admire more than enjoy.
Five fave 70s films
Deathdream
The Brood
The Silent Partner
Cries and Whispers
Female Prisoner 701: Scorpion
I owe the Canadian tax shelter era so much.
Deathdream
The Brood
The Silent Partner
Cries and Whispers
Female Prisoner 701: Scorpion
I owe the Canadian tax shelter era so much.
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Five fave 70s films
The Wicker Man
Chinatown
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry
Little Murders
Dracula AD 1972
The Wicker Man
Chinatown
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry
Little Murders
Dracula AD 1972
Until it tells the kid to kill themselves of course.
We want to make sure tutoring isn't the preserve of a lucky few, but accessible to every child who needs it.
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Until it tells the kid to kill themselves of course.
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I would watch this, but ONLY if they did their entire set like that one time on German TV where they were all fucking *out of it* and only managed to snap to coherence for the songs between all the mad drug rambling
I have just discovered that there exists in the world at least one Dr Hook tribute act. I can't imagine how there can be a market for such a thing.
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I would watch this, but ONLY if they did their entire set like that one time on German TV where they were all fucking *out of it* and only managed to snap to coherence for the songs between all the mad drug rambling
I’m almost alone in the office today so I’m blasting out “Wildlife” by Wings.
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I’m almost alone in the office today so I’m blasting out “Wildlife” by Wings.
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🎶 we got a snow drift,
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 AM
🎶 we got a snow drift,
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
Danny’s gift
and plasma from the bloody lifts
axed doors,
maze tours
and creepy twins you can’t ignore,
red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say
when he’s typing all the day
it’s all work and never play
play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶
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Kids in 5 years shouting 'I'm sunsetting this interaction because you're at the intersection of wrong and stupid — no longer aligning with my strategic priorities' because they've used AI to reword 'fuck off'.
January 29, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Kids in 5 years shouting 'I'm sunsetting this interaction because you're at the intersection of wrong and stupid — no longer aligning with my strategic priorities' because they've used AI to reword 'fuck off'.
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Guy who is currently bleeding out in the flaming wreckage of his car, wishing he could go back to that really cool fun time he was driving at 100mph towards the cliff edge.
2006 was ofc peak salad days for the Sensibles: between the Invasion of Iraq that they could justify away & the 2007/8 Great Financial Crisis that exploded all the contradictions of their worldview that they had refused to recognise, despite many people expending lots of energy to get them to notice
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Guy who is currently bleeding out in the flaming wreckage of his car, wishing he could go back to that really cool fun time he was driving at 100mph towards the cliff edge.
Woke up to the news that Charli CEX was in a remake of “Faces Of Death” but then I read that a) the original wasn’t all real deaths and b) the new one appears to be a rip off of “American Sweatshop”
January 29, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Woke up to the news that Charli CEX was in a remake of “Faces Of Death” but then I read that a) the original wasn’t all real deaths and b) the new one appears to be a rip off of “American Sweatshop”
Just saw an advert for something that was Hello Fresh but for dogs.
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Just saw an advert for something that was Hello Fresh but for dogs.
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I imagine this would be like eating your toilet.
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I imagine this would be like eating your toilet.
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Jared Leto, wandering into an empty premiere of the melania film, assuming it's one of his
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Jared Leto, wandering into an empty premiere of the melania film, assuming it's one of his
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He looks like a lost member of Olivia Tremor Control
Incredibly, this is an actual photo New York Post used for the guy who attacked Ilhan Omar.
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
He looks like a lost member of Olivia Tremor Control
Now Playing “Plant Life” by Herbie Flowers
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Now Playing “Plant Life” by Herbie Flowers
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AI? More like Ayy I got an idea; suck or work on it - no shortcuts to fulfilment, homies.
January 28, 2026 at 11:23 AM
AI? More like Ayy I got an idea; suck or work on it - no shortcuts to fulfilment, homies.