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Simon Love
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Love it when a prompt gets into the picture "THOUSANDS OF FANS CHEER!" I also like how they're playing two shows on one day in Teurs, FL and Bottom, KA #slop
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Ned Kelly looking like he’s about to open a toast cafe in Shoreditch.
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Hmmmm. Might be AI balls?
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Now Playing “Plant Life” by Herbie Flowers
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Fucksake Marc! There’s no mention of “Twentieth Century Boy” anywhere in the book!!
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
January 27, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Last week's number one album is currently number 45
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 AM
We watched “Strange Harvest” last night and this note from the killer to the police raised a lot of laughs
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 AM
I’m watching “Loose Shoes” (aka “we’ve got “Kentucky Fried Movie” at home”) and I’m sure this’ll be a sensitive portrayal.
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
3 sealed copies of “Britpop”, the number one album in the UK, in a charity shop today. #thatsshowbiz
January 25, 2026 at 1:32 PM
We made a music video today. Look out for it on your MTV in the next few weeks. #theonetrueprinceofwales
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Piss Xylophone
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 AM
I’m having a coool drink from the Amstel glass I stole from the bar in Abbey Road #theft
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Some ChatBGT poster I saw in a pub on Wednesday.

Classic and

An Tommy’s Margarita
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 AM
They’re filming here today. Probably “Slow Horses”
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 AM
What’s your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 8:36 AM
How the fuck do you not nominate Tim Key for best actor this year?
January 20, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Hopefully this works
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 AM
There have been a few podcast adverts where the 7-fingered hand of AI is felt heavily. The Starbucks ones where a robotic woman says “The milk is ready. The water is ready. Your coffee is ready” or this one
January 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
January 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“Van Morrison? Yeah, I knew him” #facesinthings
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
They do it on purpose Lynn! #adverts
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Taylor Swift has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
This is a great book/listen
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM