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charlie 'BATbrain' SPOOKghetti πŸ€
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yeah I was on the front lines of the woke wars. I never seen anything like it. antifa super soldiers in monstrous combat gear, our most less-than-lethal ammunition bouncing off their hides like nothin'. it still haunts me to this day
WATCH: β€˜Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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he's just a little guy!! he's like a little loot box you can smash open for chipotle
at type 5 diabetes your blood can be legally classified as a sweetener

type 6, your body passively alters all fluid in and around you into something very similar to pepsi
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
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what is "having a nation" doing for me at this point
Trump's re-election campaign is going to be running favorable quotes from ... [checks notes] ... Senator Bernie Sanders.
national economic council director: China has to sell a lot of stuff, and if we make more money on that stuff then we can buy more *other* stuff, and as we all know we live primarily in a stuff based economy
Kevin Hassett's theory of tariffs: "China has got to sell a lot of stuff to us to maintain political stability. And so if we put a tariff on their stuff, then they cut the price so that our consumer is basically still able to demand as much stuff as they need to sell to be politically stable."
nobody:

absolutely freaking nobody ever:

me: hello? ... where did everyone go
we have "real" numbers, BORING. so then we invented *imaginary* numbers, and I think we can all agree, those were pretty great. but now, we here at Math Corp are pleased to announce: *UNIMAGINABLE NUMBERS* - a new kind of spooky, haunted math that only the very brave should try
someone got paid three thousand dollars to make this thumbnail
i think if someone had that much money we might actually be able to make trickle-down economics work through some kind of radiation, like a glorious sun we all gather around for warmth
we've all agreed that billionaires are bad but I've heard NOTHING about *quadrillionaires* so I have no choice but to support her
live ur truth babe. your white suburban mom truth πŸ™
fucking muppet ass name lmao
Mariannette Miller-Meeks: "When you talk about authoritarianism, let me tell you, my first 4 years in Congress were spent under authoritarian government. It was President Biden ... "
dobble scrump waddles into the war room, sleepless and absolutely zooted, and calls an emergency meeting of all his top advisors. the subject? "give me one of those med beds that make you live forever because i am absolutely going to hell and I *don't want to*"
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"everyone's had a Nazi phase" not me bro I was like "the bad guys from call of duty 1 and 2? no thank you" and that has guided me well
has Trump tried setting fire to the white house to get people to stop talking about that epstein guy
no kings? 😏 erm, mission completed lol there hasn't been a king in America since 17-

a beam of light bursts through my head, violently exploding it into a cloud of thoughtless dust
"it's not THAT skull, it's actually a reference to a band" oh pkay I've never heard of this band lemme look them up on wikipe-
the first travel vlogger that gets caught using this should be buried alive it would be so funny
hello I am a Republican and I have one simple pitch - less rights for people you personally don't like to see in the grocery store

median voter: hmmmmm. go on
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You laugh but if there's another massive fire, the president can put it out with his shit plane. Then who'll be chanting, "Thank you for being the diarrhea president, sir!"? You will
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you're still talking about the diarrhea jet?