Coalslag
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What if this is all just a butterfly effect of you “Thanks, Obama” fucks? What then…?
Lookin’ under rocks for anything less creepy crawly…
I have watched your shit long enough, kindly dissolve into history with your foolishness…
I show you how squeeze the fish…
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Me: [some farrago of vapid twatwafflery]

Everyone: [rolls eyes, snorts, shakes head]

Me: IS THIS AN INTELLECTUAL DONUT SHOP BECAUSE I SMELL THE THOUGHT POLICE
I just want some fuckin’ substance. Get on that, twat…
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mr president sir, they're saying baby jessica fell down a well better than anyone; they're saying no one could fall down a well better than her, there's no way a grown man could fall down a well as good as that baby did
When did I lose my mind, you ask? I saw a large woman at Walmart caressing two kiwis with her paw…
Psst. Be cool. There’s a lot of them about…
I’m shocked at the amount of orange penis in the world…
An orange bastard says what?
Woke up to Nosferatu quoting Goebbels…
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salt & vinegar chips taste like they don’t like you
I’m an interloper…

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Radioactively yearnin’ for another red sky…
*in the rain*
Some of the weather, right now, over me.

— John Lennon
What I want is your legacy to be something you are proud of, nothing more than that, fuckstick…
I don’t remember when they put me on lithium, I only remember not remembering.
Maybe don’t and see what happens…