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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌

@colbymaddox.bsky.social

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🍌 20-something guy living in Seattle with the man I love 🍌 Beard, otter-ish, intact, mostly a top… if you care 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Expect superhero memes, general geekiness & way too many NSFW posts 🍌

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · Jul 18

The countdown has begun… July 18, 2026, in the middle of a forest on the Olympic Peninsula, I’m gonna marry that Very Special Gingerboi.

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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 7h

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 6h

It has to be illegal to refuse to swear her in. Mike Johnson needs to be arrested.

Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 13h

So they've been discussing Project 2025, huh?

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 16h

Dad! You said you'd warn me next time."

Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 16h

Meanwhile, at the urinals

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 1d

As Abraham Lincoln said, “Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.”

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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 1d

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 1d

If you want something grittier than fukn Music Man, I suggest: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sweeny Todd, Little Shop of Horrors, Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, and Spring Awakening. Stage versions of all are WAY better than the film adaptions.

Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 1d

AI sucks

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 1d

Boy, oh boy. The Repugnants are desperate.

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, you'll have lots of fun with him in bed, but he'll steal all your weed when he leaves.

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile, at the urinals

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 2d

an elderly woman is holding a hose in front of a brick building and saying `` get off my lawn '' .

ALT: an elderly woman is holding a hose in front of a brick building and saying `` get off my lawn '' .

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 2d

Someone pleeeeeeeeeeeez kiss that face!

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 2d

Halloween-themed edibles at the local pot shop means Spooky Season has officially arrived 🎃👻🧛‍♂️💀

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 2d

Robin is a good boy.

Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 2d

Breakfast is served

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 3d

Last night, Leo & I enjoyed dinner & a show (national tour of Stereophonic, with most of the Broadway cast)... with my parents, brothers & their others. In a nice break from endless wedding talk, Dad spent dinner schooling us on Fleetwood Mac & how Stevie Nicks isn't really a witch. Thanks, Dad.