Colby’s Big Banana 🍌
@colbymaddox.bsky.social
🍌 20-something guy living in Seattle 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Fave things: the Robins, Star Wars, national parks, waffles & trains 🍌 Here to share superhero memes, general geekiness & a lot of NSFW posts 🍌
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The countdown has begun… July 18, 2026, in the middle of a forest on the Olympic Peninsula, I’m gonna marry that Very Special Gingerboi.
"Tis the season
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Tis the season
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Welcome to Dick Slip Thursday!
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Welcome to Dick Slip Thursday!
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Congratulations to my Very Special Gingerboi, who has gotten an Early Decision offer from his first choice law school, to start Fall 2026. My fiancé is not only cute as fuck, he's also brilliant... but I knew that already!
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain and saying hooray .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain and saying hooray .
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December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Congratulations to my Very Special Gingerboi, who has gotten an Early Decision offer from his first choice law school, to start Fall 2026. My fiancé is not only cute as fuck, he's also brilliant... but I knew that already!
Breakfast is served
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Breakfast is served
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Breakfast is served
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Breakfast is served
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
'Tis the season
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
'Tis the season
Uncle Steve wants you to eat his ass
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Uncle Steve wants you to eat his ass
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Seeing it tonight with the man I love!
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Seeing it tonight with the man I love!
Today's Dick Pic
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Today's Dick Pic
Waiting for Uncle Steve
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Waiting for Uncle Steve
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Saturday morning gingersnaps
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Saturday morning gingersnaps
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Breakfast is served
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Breakfast is served
"I kinda wanna kiss you right now."
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"I kinda wanna kiss you right now."
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Finally... The truth about that first Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Finally... The truth about that first Thanksgiving!
