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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌

@colbymaddox.bsky.social

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🍌 20-something guy living in Seattle with the man I love 🍌 Beard, otter-ish, intact, mostly a top… if you care 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Expect superhero memes, general geekiness & way too many NSFW posts 🍌

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · Jul 18

The countdown has begun… July 18, 2026, in the middle of a forest on the Olympic Peninsula, I’m gonna marry that Very Special Gingerboi.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 13h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 14h

As a big-dicked guy who was on my high school swim team, trust me: The struggle is real.

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 19h

"You're sure dad won't be home for another hour?"

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 19h

Meanwhile, at the urinals

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 19h

Dick Slip Thursday is here again!

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Fuse Washington @fusewashington.org · 1d

@jayapal.house.gov is right, Americans bow to No Kings.

Trump wants to rule over us so he & his billionaires backers can profit.

Together, we can stop this authoritarian regime. Join us & Pramila for the NO KINGS march & rally on October 18th at Seattle Center: actionnetwork.org/events/2025-...