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Colby Pup

@colbypupgb.bsky.social

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Normies, read my bio before following... 35 year old Disabled (Cerebral palsy and ADHD) diapered black lab furry from Wisconsin. If I block you, no, you didn't win, you're just an insufferable moron the world can do without.

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 20h

Woold it be possible to shampoo a sheep so their wool straightens out and makes em look like a lhasa apso dog?

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 20h

Happy Pie-A-Bigot Day to all who celebrate.

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21h

Steve doesn't make bad decisions. Steve is a good and smart ott.

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21h

If you could go to an ice cream parlor that has every flavor, what three flavors would you get on a cone, and in what order?

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21h

If the Jets are tanking, does that mean they're an A-10?

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21h

Did the rat get a red card?

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21h

Though if we make it, we deserve to win more. For Uecker.

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21h

@orimew.bsky.social, you know you're not ready for pullups, tyke.

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21h

If you put Ori in a pullup you're unable to escape some measure of responsibility for Ori's pullup being wet. You should have known that you can't set a little down with breakfast and cartoons and expect them to use the potty.

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 21h

Were you in charge of Ori while this happened?

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 22h

Adri is being very smart this morning and deserves a treat and a crinklebuttpat if she'd like.

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 1d

Things to do in the future:

1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague

2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again

3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Sep 4

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

Brewers ROBBED a GRAND SLAM and turned it into a CRAZY double play.

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

25% chance your Mariners and my Brewers face off in the World Series.

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

PRETTY MUCH. HECK.

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

72s had the SS grill badge though

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

Alphonse Capone deserves a holiday before Christopher Columbus.

He killed fewer people, and most of those whacked on his orders were other gangsters anyway, not innocent civilians.

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Nitrofox 🔜 Your parents' bedroom @nitrofox.bsky.social · 1d

Ettore Boiardi

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

For me it'd definitely be a 1972 Chevelle Malibu sedan.

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

*side-eyes that I already use a walker*

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

Lol I don't mind being flustered. Just wish I could experience it for real even though I'd probably blush so hard it'd cause the changing pad to ignite....

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

EVERY TIME you post this, you absolutely fluster me and I squirm, no matter what I'm doing

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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

Well....bunnies can go savage.

Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social · 1d

AM I WRONG?