Colby Pup
@colbypupgb.bsky.social
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Normies, read my bio before following... 35 year old Disabled (Cerebral palsy and ADHD) diapered black lab furry from Wisconsin. If I block you, no, you didn't win, you're just an insufferable moron the world can do without.
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faineg.bsky.social
Mods are asleep post brassicas
You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab. CAP'N
CRUNCH'S
DOPSIAll
NATURALLY &
ARTIFICIALLY
Brassica oleracea
otened
cer What vegetable are you?
I'm brassica oleracea
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? Brassica oleracea

Ladies, get you a fella who can do it all




Selection for terminal buds
Selection for lateral buds
Selection for stem
Selection for leaves
Selection for stems and flowers
Selection for flower clusters
Cabbage
Brussels sprouts
Kohlrabi
Kale
Broccoli
Cauliflower
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socksthewolf.com
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
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boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com
A little known fact is that, when confronted with an ICE agent, the North American Protest Frog can inflate to up to 100x its normal size to frighten off predators.
donzeko.bsky.social
You should also try changing your stance to appear bigger and hanging your food in bags high enough off the ground that they can't reach.
achilleslaststand.bsky.social
Using tactics like loud noise and light to scare off ICE, I love it
colbypupgb.bsky.social
*watches TC get buried in various azure-colored paint samples*
colbypupgb.bsky.social
....that's a pretty fun song though
colbypupgb.bsky.social
I'd have ended it with "bring it on, BITCH".
colbypupgb.bsky.social
"Caden, spelled Calumet, Apple, Didgeridoo, Element, Nike"
colbypupgb.bsky.social
Maybe? Work-life balance is important after all
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Me: [some farrago of vapid twatwafflery]

Everyone: [rolls eyes, snorts, shakes head]

Me: IS THIS AN INTELLECTUAL DONUT SHOP BECAUSE I SMELL THE THOUGHT POLICE
colbypupgb.bsky.social
Be careful it doesn't cause a Nuclear Gandhi effect....
colbypupgb.bsky.social
Next week: Aaron Rodgers goes down during the game, Tuesday the Steelers trade for Joe Flacco....
colbypupgb.bsky.social
Packers "getting help from Evan Williams" is a very Wisconsin thing to say.
colbypupgb.bsky.social
They couldn't get a clue if they went to the board games aisle at a store.
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media
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kenwhite.bsky.social
“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
theserfstv.bsky.social
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media
colbypupgb.bsky.social
Did the Hedgehog steal your phone, Reva?
colbypupgb.bsky.social
Diapers are more comfortable and convenient
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jasonkirk.fyi
Still convinced I'm mishearing this commercial where a lady wants to have children with a buffalo who took her on a date to a sports bar and is a buffalo
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catdiapersl.bsky.social
Shame is made up by rich people to make you buy normal pills. Do not fall for it please keep your safety diapers on