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Hollyween 👻

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thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · Nov 18

Reposting this thread from Twitter so I can continue it by the next episode. A haiku for each episode of the original version of #Taskmaster . If you find this annoying blame those who encouraged it.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5h

Art is what you make of it

Headline over a photo of the Chicago rat hole: “a new study claims the infamous Chicago rat hole was formed by a squirrel”

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 1d

What a business

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 6h

#Taskmaster Series 20, episode 6

A single string cut
Tables flipped and barrels rolled
Eggsistential dread

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 7h

Woe to the Jehovah’s Witness who knocked on my door while Taskmaster is airing

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 17h

Well there’s already one U, did we need two.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 1d

I think two things are true:

1. young republicans were always terrible and racist

2. young republicans become openly hitler-loving groypers is in fact a new and alarming development that is worth paying attention to

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 1d

One nice thing about being overworked is I’ve had much less time to stare at the screen that’s guaranteed to give you suicidal ideation in ten minutes or less

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 1d

I thought you were taking an anti-nonfiction stance these days.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

I get more of those from London and Edinburgh than anywhere in Florida 😂

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

Buying tickets directly from a venue is practically being given money in comparison.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

fuck Ticketmaster forever but got tickets for Jax ❤️

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

Doctor Sleep!

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

Mae Martin with three dates within a reasonable distance of me
🥺
👉👈

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d

You’ve been burned by the food aversion introduction before.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

You can take sexual content off every platform on earth but people will always be horny freaks

A tweet from @evafromgaming comparing a leaking battery to an orgasm

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

Hello this is Mochi

A small gray tabby cat in a cat-sized hut.

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

Ok targeted ads settle down

a cat in sunglasses telling me to get tested for autism

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

I’d absolutely kill for only 26 weeks of it.

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d

We appreciate the lack of jeopardy in whatever sectors we can find it.

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shino @shino054.bsky.social · 5d

24th anniversary
#aceattorney

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ntnParasox @ntnparasox.bsky.social · 5d

Because I WANT community, to engage with others, to socialize with folks I've met online. I DON'T want to sell our conversations. I don't want to sell our interests. I don't want to sell my friends out. I don't want to sell my personhood.

I don't want to put people at risk. This shit is wrong.

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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 5d

You can’t hate fascists and use AI slop generators. They’re the same thing: total destruction of truth at scale.

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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5d

Ugh I know the every problem creates more problems vet dance well. Hope you both can get some relief soon!

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5d

The ending is going to hit harder.

Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5d

I just started the Off Menu with Gillian Anderson and wandered into a shop and immediately found this

A keychain with a stylized chibi Dana Scully in her iconic windbreaker from the episode Darkness Falls, looking angry.

Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in her iconic windbreaker from the episode Darkness Falls