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colewagoner.bsky.social
Occult Wagoner 🎃
@colewagoner.bsky.social
2.5K followers 680 following 19K posts
Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks. PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 11m
The grass is damn green in Eugene
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 12m
DUCKS BY A MILLION
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 13m
"we have Phil Knight and they don't"

that's GODDAMN right
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 53m
Unrelated I’m sure
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 44m
just took a finger dip and its BY FAR the best jarred sauce ive had
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
Gotta grip Puddles closer, Kirk.

Also, why doesn’t Puddles wear a helmet?
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 47m
It’s just a tease!!!
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 53m
Unrelated I’m sure
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 1h
We are so cooked.
Fortune headline: Lay’s drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn’t know their chips were made out of potatoes
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 1h
Big dumb sandwich coming soon
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 1h
dudes rock
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Paulie in the Act of Existing-Bills Fan Edition (4-1) @yopauliefl.bsky.social · 1h
For the uninitiated
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Ike @iketho.bsky.social · 2d
It is very real
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h
its a fun one lol. trying to not have biases and just enjoy
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h
lmao
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h
No
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h
Mat Kearney! This is an all-timer game day aldeady
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h
Unhinged already. Love to see it.
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Miami Vice watching guy @huekahjohn.bsky.social · 2h
this is the most turnt up gameday of all time my god
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h
Screaming. Woke the whole neighborhood
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h
A honor to watch the two greatest college football coaches ever
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 2h
Using slurs makes you as bad as MAGA. Do better.

You fucking cunt.
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 3h
Saw that a few days ago. Insaneeeeeee
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Harry Lyles Jr. @harrylylesjr.bsky.social · 3h
Good morning
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 3h
Lmao “it’s 6:07, lets get this started”

Don’t make me laugh at Pat!!1
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Miami Vice watching guy @huekahjohn.bsky.social · 3h
college sports rule
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Miami Vice watching guy @huekahjohn.bsky.social · 3h
lol lmao
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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 3h
They were SO pumped to show their photos. They were proud of their prompts