Cole Wagoner - Thanksgiving Lover
@colewagoner.bsky.social
Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks.
PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.
PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.
I really like this path for Oregon…
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I really like this path for Oregon…
big naturals
Preeeeach.
Tell me what you love.
Tell me what you love.
Gotta say: a lot more interested in the foods you like, the albums you love to listen to, the movies you rewatch. Maybe that makes me a Pollyanna or someone not motivated to recreate the Rage Bait Industrial Complex again so the worst folks get elevated once again.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
big naturals
I wanna see Scorcese's Kool Aid movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I wanna see Scorcese's Kool Aid movie
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Exactly. A key lime pie is a custard in a crust. So are many many other pies. Cheesecake is no different. If forced into either class, it’s clearly a pie. A crust and no leavening agent. Cakes don’t have crusts and typically have leavening agent.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Exactly. A key lime pie is a custard in a crust. So are many many other pies. Cheesecake is no different. If forced into either class, it’s clearly a pie. A crust and no leavening agent. Cakes don’t have crusts and typically have leavening agent.
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HES A MAN HES 40
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
HES A MAN HES 40
Custard pies are a thing and we have no issue calling them pies.
Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Custard pies are a thing and we have no issue calling them pies.
Tuesdayyyyy. First day at my new practice 🫡
From managing a team of 3 to a team of 7. Lets go.
From managing a team of 3 to a team of 7. Lets go.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Tuesdayyyyy. First day at my new practice 🫡
From managing a team of 3 to a team of 7. Lets go.
From managing a team of 3 to a team of 7. Lets go.
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I’m sorry, but Diego Pavia’s mother is dating Theo Von? What?
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m sorry, but Diego Pavia’s mother is dating Theo Von? What?
this is hella cool.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this is hella cool.
my grandma was an above average cook and thanksgiving was awesome. One year she accidentally put powdered sugar in the gravy instead of flour. DEVASTATED.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
my grandma was an above average cook and thanksgiving was awesome. One year she accidentally put powdered sugar in the gravy instead of flour. DEVASTATED.
i think this prozac is working a decent bit!
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i think this prozac is working a decent bit!
Oregon state should hire Chip
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oregon state should hire Chip
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Jay do you have a dad disaster you want to share
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Jay do you have a dad disaster you want to share
He might be in the LSU governor's price range
Per a slew of NFL insiders, Chip Kelly has been fired by the Raiders tonight. An interesting option as an OC for several college programs now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
He might be in the LSU governor's price range
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"that Olivia bitch is getting all the attention"
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"that Olivia bitch is getting all the attention"
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remember when Oregon tried to hire him before they settled for Lanning
Justin Wilcox is out as Cal’s head coach. Senior offensive assistant Nick Rolovich will be the interim head coach.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
remember when Oregon tried to hire him before they settled for Lanning
ok so this begs the question who is kirkland chris stapleton
good comeback..sam's club version of Chris Stapleton
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
ok so this begs the question who is kirkland chris stapleton
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Still marvel over sous vide pork chops. Never gets old. Eat pink pork, baby.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Still marvel over sous vide pork chops. Never gets old. Eat pink pork, baby.
Still marvel over sous vide pork chops. Never gets old. Eat pink pork, baby.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Still marvel over sous vide pork chops. Never gets old. Eat pink pork, baby.
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We have now clearly identified the dumbest working head coach in FBS football
Justin Wilcox is out as Cal’s head coach. Senior offensive assistant Nick Rolovich will be the interim head coach.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We have now clearly identified the dumbest working head coach in FBS football
VAXXED?
Justin Wilcox is out as Cal’s head coach. Senior offensive assistant Nick Rolovich will be the interim head coach.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
VAXXED?
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People keep pointing out Oregon played Montana State, but… lmao
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
People keep pointing out Oregon played Montana State, but… lmao
"that Olivia bitch is getting all the attention"
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"that Olivia bitch is getting all the attention"
whoa....Oregon may end up hosting the 11 or 12 if CFP reflects (because we're beating UW by 80)
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
whoa....Oregon may end up hosting the 11 or 12 if CFP reflects (because we're beating UW by 80)