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Occult Wagoner 🎃

@colewagoner.bsky.social

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Cooking, comedy, and college football. Oh, and airplanes. Go Ducks. PDX/SF roots, currently in the Rocket City. He/Him. Love your people and find joy. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 31m

Popeyes

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 1h

Dems cave within the week.

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 3h

I know. It’s dumb.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h

‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 5h

I was taught to use an Em dash. I literally have to remove them now anytime someone reads anything I’ve written.

CTS @backroll23.bsky.social · 5h

Clearly written with ChatGPT. Notice the long hyphens.

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 6h

It’s the best. Such a privilege to be able to leave them.

Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 6h

Kiddos first theater performance today! I’m so proud already.

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 8h

JEFF SIMS? GET THE FUCK OUT

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 19h

it really has been amazing how much one person in a frog suit destroyed their fantasy visuals over the past week. this wouldn't work everywhere but Portland, you are doing amazing sweetie

Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 19h

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 1d

the ESPN story asking Giants teammates to describe Cam Skattebo is exactly what you'd expect (complimentary)

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 21h

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Hans Christian Moleman @voncornhole2.bsky.social · 19h

From the reddit thread of the walkoff

Comment from Reddit user Fake-Podcast-Ad: "I have cancer and this was tough to watch"

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Shane McNichol @ontheshanetrain.bsky.social · 19h

New meme format

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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 19h

J.T. Realmuto is pointing to first base. Just a brutal, brutal way for your season to end

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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 2d

Dan Lanning heard about broken windows theory and thought, "In this analogy, I am the wino pissing on the side of a building, and the opposing team is the building."

That's why he's a great coach.

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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 19h

My kids will forever remember the dent in our living wall as the “THROW IT TO FIRST” dent

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Occult Wagoner 🎃 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 19h

nobody really, outside the Oregon community, really knows about these weekly videos. They are *SO* good and offer incredibly close access and insight.

CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 2d

lol, here's some incredible college football content. In the hype video Oregon posted after Penn State, Dan Lanning lectures his team on broken windows theory, but it's pro-breaking windows.

"Each time we get a stop on defense, that's a broken window." www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwSH...