gobble-gobble ma 🦃🍂🌊
@brobroma.bsky.social
coastal boy, disaster man. chesapeake transplant on the gulf. he/him. 🏳️🌈
another meme joins the fray
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
another meme joins the fray
I think my trivia team is kicking me out after showing me this
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I think my trivia team is kicking me out after showing me this
5 years ago tonight my family did a turfishen
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
5 years ago tonight my family did a turfishen
Colorado State hired WHO
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Colorado State hired WHO
get like Peter Buck and learn the g-d mandolin
should probably bookmark another annual reminder for "find the g-d mandoline", if only for myself
Mandolin betrayed me by continually getting thiccer and couldn't find my peeler but the hasselback au gratin dry run went well. Fingers crossed my first spatchcocked bird (4 day dry aging) goes well, will update.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
get like Peter Buck and learn the g-d mandolin
relegate the hawks
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
relegate the hawks
my dad teaching me hold ‘em when I was 8 was the alt right pipeline
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my dad teaching me hold ‘em when I was 8 was the alt right pipeline
I’m not sure Stillwater is the better job www.on3.com/news/oklahom...
Oklahoma State focusing on hiring North Texas head coach Eric Morris
Oklahoma State is targeting North Texas head coach Eric Morris to lead the Cowboys.
www.on3.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m not sure Stillwater is the better job www.on3.com/news/oklahom...
complaining about the holiday work week not being busy enough to distract from the horrors
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
complaining about the holiday work week not being busy enough to distract from the horrors
remember when Oregon tried to hire him before they settled for Lanning
Justin Wilcox is out as Cal’s head coach. Senior offensive assistant Nick Rolovich will be the interim head coach.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
remember when Oregon tried to hire him before they settled for Lanning
friendsgiving ✅
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
friendsgiving ✅
all time fullcast after dark incoming
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
all time fullcast after dark incoming
I know a Pitt/Gamecock fan and I genuinely fear for their life if this happens
“ACC teams are 0-340 when trailing by 28.”
Ominous!
Ominous!
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I know a Pitt/Gamecock fan and I genuinely fear for their life if this happens
have seen both GT and UGA fans dooming about next Friday, COFH is going to 10 OTs this year
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
have seen both GT and UGA fans dooming about next Friday, COFH is going to 10 OTs this year
this has gotta be it for Clay Helton right
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
this has gotta be it for Clay Helton right
For someone who is at a location not showing FSU-NCST
please explain what just happened pls
please explain what just happened pls
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
For someone who is at a location not showing FSU-NCST
please explain what just happened pls
please explain what just happened pls
regardless of whether it happens or not, staking this take: ole miss has a better record than lsu the next 4/5 years
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
regardless of whether it happens or not, staking this take: ole miss has a better record than lsu the next 4/5 years
A separate thought from this: I’ve met a surprising amount of folks whose first weddings/funerals were when they were well into their 20s or even later
Idk if this is a thing of age dynamics or privilege but that’s just wild to me, I averaged a wedding & funeral a year during my adolescence
Idk if this is a thing of age dynamics or privilege but that’s just wild to me, I averaged a wedding & funeral a year during my adolescence
My parents dragged me to so many things I didn’t want to as a kid and I think that helped me more than anything else at realizing sometimes you just gotta do shit you don’t wanna do or have the energy to
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
A separate thought from this: I’ve met a surprising amount of folks whose first weddings/funerals were when they were well into their 20s or even later
Idk if this is a thing of age dynamics or privilege but that’s just wild to me, I averaged a wedding & funeral a year during my adolescence
Idk if this is a thing of age dynamics or privilege but that’s just wild to me, I averaged a wedding & funeral a year during my adolescence
I think the most damaging thing the internet ever did was the normalization of hating small talk and memeing of introvert isolation
I always try to leave my house at least every other day and even if my only interaction is talking with a cashier or bartender that’s still SOMETHING
I always try to leave my house at least every other day and even if my only interaction is talking with a cashier or bartender that’s still SOMETHING
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think the most damaging thing the internet ever did was the normalization of hating small talk and memeing of introvert isolation
I always try to leave my house at least every other day and even if my only interaction is talking with a cashier or bartender that’s still SOMETHING
I always try to leave my house at least every other day and even if my only interaction is talking with a cashier or bartender that’s still SOMETHING
bar is playing blurred lines
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
bar is playing blurred lines
Mac and cheese is the main course, not meat
I am also curious what your one non-negotiable Thanksgiving item is.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Mac and cheese is the main course, not meat
I’ll never begrudge someone for answering a friends call, but being in a uber/lyft and being an unwilling third party in a deeply personal convo will never not be weird
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’ll never begrudge someone for answering a friends call, but being in a uber/lyft and being an unwilling third party in a deeply personal convo will never not be weird
should I respond to this
For CNN I'm looking to talk to young men (feel free to interpret "young" broadly) who are actively sports betting sober—as in, you made a conscious decision to abstain for your wellbeing or you quit gambling—but are still sports fans. If that's you: Hannah[dot]keyser[at]cnn[dot]com
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
should I respond to this
finally finished the Pablo Torre Finds Out on a certain swimming grifter and just JFC
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
finally finished the Pablo Torre Finds Out on a certain swimming grifter and just JFC
Reposted by gobble-gobble ma 🦃🍂🌊
if she actually gave a shit about protecting women in sports she would’ve been loudly speaking about her own coaches but that’s not what it’s about.
An incident in a locker room has always been key to Riley Gaines’ anti-trans fame.
But @msjpauly.bsky.social spoke to swimmers who were present at the same 2022 meet. They shared a very different narrative.
But @msjpauly.bsky.social spoke to swimmers who were present at the same 2022 meet. They shared a very different narrative.
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
if she actually gave a shit about protecting women in sports she would’ve been loudly speaking about her own coaches but that’s not what it’s about.