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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.
@colonelnutz.bsky.social
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“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991 “Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025 “Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28d
RIP Robert Redford
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
Jaws. Dr Teeth is the shark.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 2d
Inverse Muppet premise: take a movie and replace one character with a Muppet. Everyone else stays human.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
Léon, but Stansfield is played by Rowlf.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 2d
Inverse Muppet premise: take a movie and replace one character with a Muppet. Everyone else stays human.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
“So, Mary, what DID you do in that cave over the Easter weekend?”
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fuck Christ
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
It’s the feeder series to You’ve Been Framed.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
Not even standing up out of bed for it, just lifting the duvet and going for the Nayim From The Halfway Line
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
Trying to do the challenge of drinking every flavour of vodka on the menu list of a Revolution on a Tuesday afternoon?
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 1d
Utterly bereft of all hope?
An advert for generic Viagra, which says “My sex drive is like [me] in my 20s".
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 1d
NO SEPARATION BETWEEN BATHROOM SINK AND BED, WHAT THE FUCK???
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 2d
Oh, this week’s What Has Nutzy Forgot This Time?:

All phone charging cables

Tune in next week for another What Has Nutzy Forgot This Time?

#WHNFTT
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 2d
Off to Germany right now, so giz a shout if you want me to bring home many types of sausage, better infrastructure of absolutely everything and really, really long words.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 2d
Off to Germany right now, so giz a shout if you want me to bring home many types of sausage, better infrastructure of absolutely everything and really, really long words.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 3d
We’re getting bullied out of this game, and the referee is joining in #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 4d
BurtON. Saturday is officially official. #bwfc
A pint. And a cap featuring a Bolton Wanderers cap
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 5d
Yep. A demeanour that suggested everything is beneath him.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 5d
Thirded
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
Love waking up three hours before my alarm is due to go off
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
Because we were speechless for a while.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
Get on the civvies versions. Save series 2 for last, that’s by far the best one.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
NOT. EVERY. SUCCESSFUL. TV SHOW. NEEDS. A. CELEBRITY. VERSION!

Yes, I’m watching it.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
E=MC Tunes
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 6d
Einstein's violin sells for £860,000 at auction
Einstein's violin sells for £860,000 at auction
Auctioneers think it might be the highest price ever paid for a violin not previously owned by a concert violinist.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
I got fired from a job I was getting bullied at by bosses due to a social media post they didn’t like, and it saved my mental health.
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 7d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
“He rotates the square in Tetris” gained new traction in recent times
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
🎶 AND IT ALL BREAKS DOWN ON THE FIRST REVERSAL
DRIVING AS IF THEY THINK THE HEARSE’LL
TAILGATE THEM
BUT THEY’RE OVERTAKING ME-EEEEH!!!! 🎶
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
My mum was still singing “THERE’S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR!” well into the 90s. It outlived Rod Hull himself, for me.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
…you won’t…
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
NICKING IT
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 6d
Obviously they didn’t get one of the emails I tend to send where I describe someone as “thicker than a killer whale’s dong”.
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