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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 9h

An unsolicited Prick pick

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MSG's replaying last night's game if anyone's interested

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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 23h

What are you waiting for Chicago Pope, this is like when they waived Gretzky's HOF waiting period

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d

Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, the beloved chaplain for Loyola Chicago's men's basketball team, has died at 106.

Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, Loyola Chicago's beloved chaplain, dies at 106

Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, the beloved chaplain for Loyola Chicago's men's basketball team, has died at 106. The university announced her death on Thursday night.

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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 1d

Is Sabres spelled S-A-B-O-R-E-S

a group of people are sitting on a couch talking to each other in a living room .

ALT: a group of people are sitting on a couch talking to each other in a living room .

media.tenor.com

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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 1d

watching this team is like eating a microwave burrito

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How did you get a screenshot of my mother in law's pc

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My Bloody Valentine released an album more recently than the Sabres played in a playoff game

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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 1d

That time Elvis and Carl Perkins shoved Johnny into a locker

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I got 99 problems but smegma ain’t one

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/

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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah it is

End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 1d

Bill Belichick is going to go 2-15 as the Dolphins HC next year with one of the wins being against the Bills

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🎵 Look what you’ve done to my Christ, Mel

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Lmao this is the work of a genius

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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

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Is this going to be the first Survivor death

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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 2d

From the people who sued Judas Priest

kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 3d

LOL

so #nintendo is stealthily shoving the trans political agenda and nobody has noticed it?

video without context with trans flag colors everywhere from nintendo america

you people better sart noticing patterns
just like netflix

carbon monoxide leak

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 2d

"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."

“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief

“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

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End Jamokeness @compasshead1.bsky.social · 2d

Happy 10-8 to all you Negativland fans out there

A Big 10-8 Place - YouTube

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There’s a Dolly Parton’s Sister in EVERY FAMILY ON EARTH

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Alpha male pilots shouldn’t need air traffic controllers. Lose the training wheels already

Jorj, Interim DEITY🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💪🏽 @just-jorj.bsky.social · 3d

www.cbc.ca/news/world/g...

“Of all the replies a pilot doesn't want to hear when they radio air traffic control, "the tower is closed due to staffing" is probably pretty high on the list.”

An air traffic control tower was unstaffed. Is this the U.S. government shutdown breaking point? | CBC News

Burbank's air traffic control tower was temporarily un-staffed Monday, one of many incidents in U.S. airports caused by staffing shortages during the U.S. government's shutdown.

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Not an abba fan?

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Might fuck around and show up wearing this

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