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Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · 7d

Will Shortz, feeling himself

Orc holding edam at Lake Erie taking LSD

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Sep 8

Plums poem on Trump’s Epstein card

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 28

Doing a land acknowledgement for the return of pee and poo

audrey @whataretheauds.bsky.social · Aug 28

bro fr

a poster with a picture of a pee and poo emoji mascot that says “pee and poo will be back tomorrow at 2pm”

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 27

They’re different vests too, it’s not even “uniform”

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 27

I know this isn’t the point but high vis over full camo is so fucking funny

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26

National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · Aug 24

been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 24

System of a Down voice:

The words and phrases for democrats to avoid screenshot

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 24

One time I got on the wrong train and freaked out and wasn’t sure I could get to my destination and after a long time studying the map realized I was completely up in John Lithgow’s personal space because he sat in The Map Seat

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 24

2-3am Manhattan bound L Train ca. 2010 guy gets on and starts singing Kiss From a Rose, doesn’t even make it through the first “ba da da” before the entire train car is singing, entire train finishes the song long after the guy left to do his thing in another car

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 24

Tool - Lateralus - 04 Mantra (2001)

Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · Aug 23

Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 21

Can you communications based control the G train all the way to Forest Hills again

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · Aug 13

I listen to this song 50 times a day as cope youtu.be/iOFKU_hwj2o

Sagat "Funk Dat"

YouTube video by maxirecords

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 13

Quessstionnnn

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 8

Gowron voice:

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · Aug 8

Is Andrew Cuomo having a nervous breakdown?

Andrew Cuomo & @andrewcuomo
In case you forgot, l'm Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@ZohranKMamdani
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round.
2:40 PM • 8/8/25 • 14K Views

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 5

GET OFF THE SHED

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Aug 4

I recently met Brad Lander and told him I had this @ and didn’t realize this was my most recent post. Whoops

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Jul 30

When I put too many peas in my pasta the other week

“Extremely concerning” comptroller blasts

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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · Jul 29

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

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Chris Wade @chriswade.bsky.social · Jul 18

really insanity inducing the trump/epstein thing is coming to a head now when it's such old news

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Jul 1

Who up unfinishing they magnum opus

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Jun 27

Can someone just offer him an OTB to run now so we can skip the whole Buffalo II thing

Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · Jun 26

Cuomo will stay in NYC mayor’s race after conceding Democratic primary to Mamdani, sources tell CNN

www.cnn.com/2025/06/26/p...

Cuomo will stay in NYC mayor’s race after conceding Democratic primary to Mamdani, CNN has learned | CNN Politics

Andrew Cuomo will not drop out of the New York City mayoral race by the Friday deadline to remove himself from the general election ballot, CNN has learned. That leaves in place contingency plans he h...

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · Jun 25

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Jun 25

This is the best fuckin night for the electoral left since AOC won

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Becky with the good scare 🎃👻💀🕸️ @rebeccaclewis.bsky.social · Jun 25

"Good fucking riddance," Lander says of Andrew Cuomo, who was trailing behind Zohran Mamdani tonight

Comptroller @comptroller.bsky.social · Jun 21

No, but Dink’s “Green Mind” kinda gave me an uncanny valley feeling back in the day