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Cornopolous

@cornopolous.bsky.social

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Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom. (Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 5h

Some tree trimmers are working and have the chipper fired up. Apparently handing a guy a carnival ticket and pointing to the chipper doesn’t get me a ride through it. Damnit

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 8h

(Thank you! My mom got dozens of kids through high school. She worked at ours and was much loved)

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 16h

She is a fucking vision. 🩷

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 16h

Ugh, but all I have is this giant pile of pastrami, the onions I carmelized and these slices of gruyer, and Russian dressing, and oh, look, buttered grilled bread .

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 17h

They’re going to corner the market on adrenochrome and then it’s over for us

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 17h

My Mom’s birthday, today. You guys would have loved her, seriously. She would have looked at you and said oh my god you need a hug, or look at you and be “you look like you’re planning to rob a 7-11. Here’s why you shouldn’t do that. Also, hug.” She was good. One of the helpers.

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 19h

I’d really love to make it to the party tomorrow but I’m so far behind watching old Lee Marvin television interviews I fear I’ll never catch up

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 20h

The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa

Barbara Feldon as Agent 99 from the the TV series Get Smart. She's wearing a beret and holding a gun pointed at the camera

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Omg we just trimmed the Cav and she looks like Mo from the 3 Stooges. Will post photo if I can’t fix

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Just realized “being in a coach,” in Britain has an entirely different meaning than it does in the United States.

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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Flick pic

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

By the Sunday talk shows they’ll be saying inflatable frog costumes can contain thermonuclear devices

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Ric pic

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

“Anymore” (the rottie ate it but I’ll have it back in a day)

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

The first time someone handed me raw cane I was a little guy and like, “is this a setup?”

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

If I had my way I’d have a lot more landscape lighting is all I’m saying

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Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Rottweiler in a pink sweater!

A Rottweiler dog wearing a pink sweater with a large black paw print on the sweater

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Music saves lives. 100%.

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Kinda. Private equity put in 5 billion this year to Argentina and they don’t want it depreciating

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

This is Cam Skattebo’s world. I’m just living in it

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

A peach of a sunset tonight

Orange and pink sunset behind a palm tree

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Orange man helps, peso stabilizes, capital flight begins. Rinse, repeat.

Cornopolous @cornopolous.bsky.social · 1d

Rottweiler in a pink sweater!

A Rottweiler dog wearing a pink sweater with a large black paw print on the sweater