The Daring Count Raccoonula
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The Daring Count Raccoonula
@countraccoonula.bsky.social
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Passionate about fitness, conservation, gardening, and imagining I am on a quest to find the chalice.
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That was my fault. I thought we'd scattered enough small keys around for him to logically come up short when he reached the nightmare door. Link never was a very logical man.
I keep trying to add to the character roster page but the names blur together. Sometimes I feel like just the knowledge of this world he created is forbidden. Link forced open a door mankind was never meant to know of.
Wasn't this the polaroid we took at link's fortieth birthday? He was trying to get you into Code Lyoko and he had like four hundred concept images he'd made. He wanted to create a spinoff of the show with you as like some sort of space wizard. I got a contact high from the lore dump.
I grow these! Beautiful plants. One of my favorites
It's gonna go on forever!! If we just keep throwing big bricks of money-coal into the furnace we can keep the money locomotive chugging along the track! Where it stops? AI girlfriend and free candy land for every lonely tech CEO that wishes he was Batman but can't lift weights due to his knees.
Try some alternatives like brown rice syrup!
Mike is only saying that because he knows he would fail to maintain speaker if it came to a vote again. They failed to vote him in two? Three times? He's fallen in with the bullies in the lunch room and he's terrified he'll say the wrong thing and become a target again. Spineless little coward
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Just trying to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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He's just pulling out all the stops to avoid the Epstein files. It's driven him to the brink of madness.
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We are approaching a moment of no return, where a system reorganizes itself into a new state…
#ResistNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace
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Refresh your supply of blood with our special release Blood: Refreshed Supply coming to PC and consoles later this year! 🩸
Aw damnit. I already get a fever every time. I'll just plan on being completely toast for at least a day.
Squadala, we are off to get killed by toilets our friends keep throwing around the map!
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Jesus, if you need a contractor to break some people's arms I have Gilgamesh on speed dial. Gilgamesh has zero reservations .
Someone on the right could meticulously set up a professional camera crew, explain that they are indeed a believer in Trump's vision for a septic tank based society, and shoot someone, and Trump would blame liberals.
They still are. They're sticking to that as their narrative. They will manipulate the fabric or reality to will a trans roommate into existence before they admit they created a violent caste of angry kids that kill people.
If any of you have seen some of the deranged clout farming tiktok vids people posted they are a treat. Full on murderous rage against liberals in full display. Now that it's been revealed that the kid was just a goblin I wonder where those posts will go. . .
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This is Holly. She won't fall sleep until she's been given her stuffed cow. 13/10 sweet dreams Holly (TT: hollythebluestaffy__)
I'm not a man, I'm a series of raccoons in a trenchcoat. But we collectively own a rifle.