The Daring Count Raccoonula
@countraccoonula.bsky.social
Passionate about fitness, conservation, gardening, and imagining I am on a quest to find the chalice.
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Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Stagnant Economy Forcing More Americans To Take Jobs As Infrastructure https://theonion.com/report-stagnant-economy-forcing-more-americans-to-take-1819576811/
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Since hunting season began, 76 wolves have been killed in MT and with over 3.5 months of the season still ahead, this number could rise even higher.
At the same time, ESA protections for wolves remain at risk, putting them in even greater danger. 📣It’s time to take action: https://bit.ly/3MgCU9i
At the same time, ESA protections for wolves remain at risk, putting them in even greater danger. 📣It’s time to take action: https://bit.ly/3MgCU9i
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Since hunting season began, 76 wolves have been killed in MT and with over 3.5 months of the season still ahead, this number could rise even higher.
At the same time, ESA protections for wolves remain at risk, putting them in even greater danger. 📣It’s time to take action: https://bit.ly/3MgCU9i
At the same time, ESA protections for wolves remain at risk, putting them in even greater danger. 📣It’s time to take action: https://bit.ly/3MgCU9i
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
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New: cops used Flock AI-enabled cameras to monitor No Kings protests around the country. Also monitored No Hands protests and protests against DOGE.
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
Cops Used Flock to Monitor No Kings Protests Around the Country
A massive cache of Flock lookups collated by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) shows as many as 50 federal, state, and local agencies used Flock during protests over the last year.
www.404media.co
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
New: cops used Flock AI-enabled cameras to monitor No Kings protests around the country. Also monitored No Hands protests and protests against DOGE.
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
"Should serve as a warning of how it may be used in the future to suppress dissent."
www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
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MY IDEA'S, SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
MY IDEA'S, SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
I feel like MMA turned martial arts into football with no ball. You used to get into martial arts because you wanted to be fit and learn how to look cool. Now you get into it because Joe Rogan says it makes your Weiner grow and serves as a great way to network with steroid salesmen.
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I feel like MMA turned martial arts into football with no ball. You used to get into martial arts because you wanted to be fit and learn how to look cool. Now you get into it because Joe Rogan says it makes your Weiner grow and serves as a great way to network with steroid salesmen.
Today is brought to you by tarantula people. All of the rage of a tarantula, with the strength and rage of a muscular lucha libre.
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Today is brought to you by tarantula people. All of the rage of a tarantula, with the strength and rage of a muscular lucha libre.
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RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
We need better werewolf movies. I feel a werewolf could be featured in essentially every genre of film. But you gotta make sure the werewolf is absolutely horrifying. None of this teen wolf or neo wolfman dogshit. Rick baker werewolf in a romantic comedy or get that shit out of here.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We need better werewolf movies. I feel a werewolf could be featured in essentially every genre of film. But you gotta make sure the werewolf is absolutely horrifying. None of this teen wolf or neo wolfman dogshit. Rick baker werewolf in a romantic comedy or get that shit out of here.
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...
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October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
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October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
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Boop incoming in 3...2...1
#MexicanGrayWolf
#MexicanGrayWolf
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Boop incoming in 3...2...1
#MexicanGrayWolf
#MexicanGrayWolf
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October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings https://theonion.com/family-fears-grandmother-aware-of-her-surroundings-1819576982/
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Family Fears Grandmother Aware Of Her Surroundings https://theonion.com/family-fears-grandmother-aware-of-her-surroundings-1819576982/
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Finally I can post this and feel it truly fits the day.
a man wearing glasses and a blue jacket is standing in a dark room and says what a shame .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue jacket is standing in a dark room and says what a shame .
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September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Finally I can post this and feel it truly fits the day.
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We are approaching a moment of no return, where a system reorganizes itself into a new state…
#ResistNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace
#ResistNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace
September 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
We are approaching a moment of no return, where a system reorganizes itself into a new state…
#ResistNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace
#ResistNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace
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Refresh your supply of blood with our special release Blood: Refreshed Supply coming to PC and consoles later this year! 🩸
September 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Refresh your supply of blood with our special release Blood: Refreshed Supply coming to PC and consoles later this year! 🩸
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Trump Adds $100,000 Fee For H-1B Visa Applications
https://theonion.com/trump-adds-100000-fee-for-h-1b-visa-applications/
https://theonion.com/trump-adds-100000-fee-for-h-1b-visa-applications/
September 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump Adds $100,000 Fee For H-1B Visa Applications
https://theonion.com/trump-adds-100000-fee-for-h-1b-visa-applications/
https://theonion.com/trump-adds-100000-fee-for-h-1b-visa-applications/
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C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
Gather ’round, friends, and lend me your ears! Today, I bring to you a marvelous proposition, one that can become a reality with everyone’s help. It may seem far-fetched at first—the ravings of yet an...
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September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!