Collin Whitchurch
@cowhitchurch.bsky.social
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Team Action Network. Former editor at Baseball Prospectus. Chicago-based. I hate your favorite movie.
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Lmao
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Teams not named the Phillies with the 1st round bye are 6-0 in the LDS the last two postseason
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Brewers opponent just gave them an extra out gee I wonder if they'll take advantage
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If you bet YRFI every game of Cubs-Brewers you'd be up IDK probably like a million dollars
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Pretty cool that the Illini's two losses came against the two best teams in the country
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Fuck yeah
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Iowa St is down to their 4th string kicker, a 6'8" 310 freshman OL
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Kent State hasn't beaten an FBS opponent since 2022. They were -2.5 against UMass today and are currently up 35-6 in the third quarter.
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Tigers 0-2 in Skubal starts this series. He's not clutch.
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Either the Mariners or the Blue Jays are going to be in the World Series
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Tommy Kahnle was the original Big Dumper he just never got the cool nickname because all his teammates hated him
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In my early 20s my friends and I all got together to do shrooms and one of my friends had a really bad trip and was just lying on the couch wailing "THIS HAS TO END."

That's how I feel right now.
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I hosted a Halloween party on the same night as the 18-inning World Series game in 2018. We were all night workers so the party didn't even start until like 9-10 p.m. I had the game on the TV on mute and when people complained I was like "it'll be over soon."

The party ended before the game.
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Luis Castillo has done the impossible: Retired Kerry Carpenter
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Yeah 2005. Roger Clemens got the win in relief.
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Game 1 of the ALCS will be Kevin Gausman against Mike Maroth or Ryan Rowland-Smith
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He's been getting shit on (rightfully) for his obsession with bunting these last few innings but I generally think he's pretty good.
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Jokes on you my wife fucking loves that movie so I'm already forced to watch it from time to time
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anyone who uses a sleepless in seattle headline will be reprimanded by having to watch it
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Should've done a run
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Is this game gonna end soon or should I start another run of Balatro
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I legit scrolled your timeline to see if you were in Seattle for some reason haha
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Been thinking all night and for the better part of the last two weeks about how this feels just like The Old Times. At least for baseball. Maybe my timeline isn't fully curated yet for the other sports.
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sports bluesky officially has the juice
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Oh god Luis Castillo does too
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Jack Flaherty seems a pretty apt pitcher to be on the mound for a replay that'll get shown a billion times for years and years
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I'm going to take my dog out so the Tigers should score here.
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You are the only person in my timeline who manages to get off tweets letting me know what happens before I see it on my TV and I just want you to get some credit for that.