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spookygorski
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⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo? My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · Dec 10
Tell your friends you love them.

Make it weird if you have to
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 20m
Perhaps...
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 24m
... what's a "carvery"?
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 25m
... I think some peoples bodies aren't as good at telling them things like that... I'm still having a hard time imagining no signals after eating six pounds of gummy candies, but who knows
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 34m
Afaict Nobel had the "I'm an insanely rich man, I'll buy myself out of this problem" affliction, with all the garbage that's really easy to imagine right now...

I'm not particularly sure how many of the choices of prize committees after his death we can hang round his neck, though
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 41m
HAHAHAHAHA
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 9h
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair with the word yes on the floor
Alt: Beckett Mariner cheering
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 10h
Oh no!

Get better soon, Bethan.
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 11h
Looks like the Commonwealth of Virginia isn't having any of this 'academic compact'.

Also, hats off to the Cavalier Daily for leading with a graphic of the 'sic semper tyrannis' flag...
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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 18h
The Virginia Senate just told UVA it’s not getting state funding if it accepts the compact since UVA exists to serve Virginia, its residents, & their interests—not be a tool of the federal govt. Scoop from our student newspaper, who’ve been doing vital reporting www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 11h
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Missed y'all.
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 11h
it was a lovely evening! need to see those folks more often.
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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 11h
*slaps top* this bad boy can hold so much useless bullshit
A man who looks like a salesman has his hand in a brain with a thoughtful looking customer next to him
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 12h
... I'm not your target audience for this, but I absolutely judged the Cologne Man who sat down in the seat next to me on an airplane...
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 12h
... be the person worth saying a long goodbye to ...
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 12h
Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell. Picture captioned "Friday"
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 12h
... they can (impolitely) suck it if necessary
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 12h
... I snort laughed
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 12h
Thbbbbbpppt! d :
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 12h
Your feelings are worth as much as theirs, ijs.

Not saying whether it's worth the trouble they'll cause, just.
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 14h
(Heh. 10,000 bonus points if Otter actually knew that one...!)
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 14h
Tfw you go to drop something off at a friend's house and they end up inviting you in for a drink and then snacks and then suddenly there's a pizza... ( :
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 14h
a black and white photo of a man standing in a living room next to a couch .
Alt: Dick van Dyke: if it looks like a walnut...
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 17h
Bonus flowering weed: I wasn't kidding when I said sometimes the low smartweed absolutely blankets the park lawn in magenta
Green and pink swirled together in a grassy park by a lake When you come to a pink patch and kneel down you see untold thousands of little magenta inflorescences peeking up above the grass line... blending into a perfect carpet in the distance
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 17h
HEY OTTER!
The fruits of a black walnut tree, looking a little like withering tennis balls in the leaf litter
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 17h
NYC would be the death of me regardless, but: depending how hungry I am, blueberry bagel toasted with cream cheese, or everything bagel toasted with lox (and capers/lots of onion/tomato)
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spookygorski @cpgorski.bsky.social · 18h
Flowering weed in the woods = blue stem goldenrod, Solidago caesia (I'm like 90% sure).

The S. altissima we've seen so much of prefers to grow in tall stands in the sun. This was a few inches of plant in the woods by a tree
Clump of yellow flowers on a stem of leaves that's grown up through a fern and is hanging back down