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j. shocker esquire

j. shocker esquire

@crabkimpton.bsky.social

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LOL Cracked my pants!!

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scorpy 💿 @socpens.com · 12d

boring ass movie wish i was playing sonic unleashed on xbox 360 instead

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 24d

naval captain coach z telling his crew to barton darn the hartches

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 25d

nuclear bomb launched into enemy city by medieval trebuchet

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · Sep 12

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Sep 10

Jimmy Neutron was a powerful technomancer

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Sep 9

had a dream about a cutesy furry comic in which a crocodile mom is asked by her daughter if she can buy a binder and the mom says yes and the camera pushes in on her while she talks about how she supports her trans son but when it pulls back out the kid has eaten the binder

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Sep 1

more like epic crap battles of pisstory

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Aug 15

guy trying way too hard to make "I put the peas on the PLATE!" a saying

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · Aug 9

I'm tired of people pretending that Homestuck is a difficult concept to grasp. It's about a group of kids fighting an invasion of evil toilets with singing heads inside them.

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Aug 9

i'll give them this, i'm sure vivziepop could write karkat pretty accurately

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Aug 9

cheddar cheese tastes like if you could eat crayolas

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jul 30

Stephen Furry. someone had to say it

Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · Jul 30

The teaser trailer for ‘GOAT,’ a new Sony Animation movie produced by Stephen Curry.

In theaters February 13, 2026.

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Baaulp @baaulp.bsky.social · Jul 25

Larry David is Chinese. Prove me wrong

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jul 23

the ding dang swjs have gone TOO FAR this time.... word is on the street that the king of the hill reboot made kahn asian

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jul 22

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a bed .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a bed .

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jul 22

woke up this morning with a 21 pilots song stuck in my head. what did I do to deserve this?

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Jul 16

Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jul 8

i guess you'll have to stand then

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jul 5

this is how teleporters work

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jun 26

watched xmen 97. why did they give professor x such fuckable lips

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jun 7

you know damn well I'm not talking to you brand get the fuck away from me

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · Jun 6

that deadpool vr game looks so dogwater i half expected to see justin roiland's name in the trailer somewhere

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · May 31

youtube search results in 2025 are something else man

j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · May 17

This only strengthens my opinions about copyright law

Project Rustbound @unmasked.games · May 17

We have an important update to share about BIONICLE: Masks of Power.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

An Update About Masks of Power

Hello, Bionicle fans. For the past eight years, Team Kanohi has been at work creating the Bionicle video game of our dreams. That project has taken many shapes during that time, from Masks of Power: ...

docs.google.com

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tro @trog.bsky.social · May 15

diane foxington is an industry plant