Craig Clevenger
@craigclevenger.bsky.social
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Writer. Library staffer. I do all my own stunts. "The Contortionist's Handbook" forthcoming 01/14/25 from Datura Books. "Mother Howl" already forthcame in 2023, also from Datura.
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It's just one more option to reach patrons and they circulate pretty well.
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Why? It's one more way to engage with the community. Sometimes people get lucky and find an honor book copy of a book that's checked out; they just moved here and don't have proof of a local address, yet; or the host of other reasons why someone does not or cannot get an address.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
They're usually from donations, paperbacks that circulate well but have a bit of shelf wear to them. Instead of going through the tedium of cataloguing them (we usually other copies catalogued already), we just tag them and put them on an 'honor book' rack. No library card required.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
A mother and her girl (about 5 y.o.) at the circulation desk...

Me: This one's one of our honor books. You don't have to check it out, just return it when you're done.

Girl: We can return it whenever we want?

Me: Yup. We can trust you... right?

Girl: Not always.

I love my job. #libraries
craigclevenger.bsky.social
Thanks for this... Richard Matheson is an under appreciated legend.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
This book. Goddamn. Seventy-five pages in and it's already on a (very) short list of 'do not read right before I go to sleep' books. Get this one, stat. @danielkraus.com
Cover image of "Whalefall" by Daniel Kraus, showing a whale swimming upward and about to swallow a lone diver. Bonus alt text: the only other books in my "do not read right before bedtime" are all by Brian Evenson.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
"...In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
craigclevenger.bsky.social
"He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power...

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us..

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world...

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury...
craigclevenger.bsky.social
"He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers...

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance...
craigclevenger.bsky.social
"...He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good...

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people...
craigclevenger.bsky.social
We celebrate the signing of this document annually. But here we are.

"...But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government...
craigclevenger.bsky.social
It's October, so it's officially The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (not that other holiday), so I'm kickin' off a new thing at the library. Come on down and let's hash it out over @sgj.bsky.social and #TheBuffaloHunterHunter.

Saturday, October 18th, 1-2pm, Goleta Valley Community Center.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
Cheers, Craig.
craigwallwork.bsky.social
If a book allows you a reprieve for just a moment from world chaos, crack that spine and fall into the pages. Here’s a few writers that might take your mind to other places… @craigclevenger.bsky.social
@laurelhightower.bsky.social
@beverleylee.bsky.social
@rossjefferyauthor.bsky.social
craigclevenger.bsky.social
For the briefest flash, I thought the mini-thumbnail of this was your leg with a new tattoo. My immediate thought was, "I didn't think Steven had any tattoos but yeah, this one tracks."
Reposted by Craig Clevenger
gwensnyder.bsky.social
Philadelphia could be a shining city on a hill for this tactic
stano.bsky.social
Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
He's the only horror writer to give me legit nightmares. I have sworn revenge... someday I hope to write something that returns the favor. But he's set the bar really high.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
Thanks for this. Brian Evenson is masterful.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
Back home from New Orleans #Bouchercon and just rolled a trinket shop voodoo doll in catnip and threw it to the little beasts. Now waiting to see if someone out there spontaneously rips open.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
Turns out the cafés in New Orleans frown on it when you motorboat their pastries in public. But you get it, right? #Bouchercon2025
Photo of a traditional New Orleans beignet heavily dusted with powdered sugar. And damn... they are tasty.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
Security gave me this li'l scarlet letter to carry through airport screening. Sorta like a coupon for a free pat-down and a side-eye. And the extra time in line meant I got to hear my name over the airport PA for the boarding gate. Not quite the win that it sounds like. But I'm in NOLA. #Bouchercon
Red  TSA flyer that reads: REAL ID - The ID you presented is NOT REAL ID-compliant.
craigclevenger.bsky.social
Hey y'all, I'll be at Bouchercon this coming week. Hit me up.
Bouchercon 2025, New Orleans

Real or Imagined: Supernatural Elements in Crime Fiction

Panel discussion with Dennis K. Crosby (M), Dale W. Berry, Hunter Burke, Craig Clevenger, J.B. Garner and Chelsea Conradt

Thursday, September 4th, 9am, Salon E, Floor 3
craigclevenger.bsky.social
Hardware Store Clerk: Help you find something, sir?
Me: Um... yeah... ant poison?
Clerk: Aisle 10. That's Death Row.

Another reason to support small, local businesses.