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Crispbap
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 10h
She'll be best remembered for her roll in the 2004 videogame adaptation of 'catwoman'
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 11h
Dianne Keaton's passing is a huge loss for the 'films where the poster is a bunch of women standing against a white background' industry.

See you in Valhalla sister.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 11h
It's just some gentle ribbing.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 13h
When I lived in the States I was amazed by just how large the carceral state loomed in everyone's imagination. Just normal pleasures like a beer in the park had the shadow of wrecked lives and punitive state violence lingering around.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 12h
Hell yeah brother.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 12h
I've always said 'violent prisoners are the most moral people on earth' 🙏🙏
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 12h
Best news since Kirk got blasted. Fuckin never give up on your dreams boys 🥂🥂
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 12h
I was coming from Belfast where the cops were literally disappearing and torturing people and we weren't as afraid of them as the average long Island snout house dipshit.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 12h
Hahah, rest in piss bozo.
Fuckin great news. I'm off to crack open a drink.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 13h
When I lived in the States I was amazed by just how large the carceral state loomed in everyone's imagination. Just normal pleasures like a beer in the park had the shadow of wrecked lives and punitive state violence lingering around.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 13h
Freedom is being kept in a state of constant fear by a class of ork cops and having next to zero rights at work 💪
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 13h
Don't forget you love cops and can't get enough of being subservient to your shitty bosses!
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 16h
Every week I get exactly 3 likes in a row from this account at the same time. I see you fishing for that follow binch, have some self respect.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 18h
Males love being alone.
It's like complaining about a 'too many good videogames' epidemic.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 19h
Junji ito is gonna get the *insert celebrity assassination that most resonates with you here* treatment on his Thailand visit.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 23h
In fairness it's pretty hard to find actual atrocities going on in the US to post.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 1d
Hey man, why don't you investigate why nobody wants to watch your dog shit content.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 1d
Hell, give him the literature one too, barfsack o'crumbo doesn't even have one of those........YET.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 1d
Wife took the big lad out just to get him some special boy Friday nuggs 😭😭
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 1d
Note the framing of 'israeli families' and 'people of gaza'

Rotten ghoul, perfidious fuckin wanker. Fuck back off to being a 3rd rate content creator for some dog shit streaming service.

Asmongold with a fuckin budget.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 2d
My statement on Middle East peace
A white graphic with a blue border includes the following text: My Statement on Middle East Peace October 9, 2025 After two years of unimaginable loss and suffering for Israeli families and the people of Gaza, we should all be encouraged and relieved that an end to the conflict is within sight; that those hostages still being held will be reunited with their families; and that vital aid can start reaching those inside Gaza whose lives have been shattered. More than that, though, it now falls on Israelis and Palestinians, with the support of the U.S. and the entire world community, to begin the hard task of rebuilding Gaza – and to commit to a process that, by recognizing the common humanity and basic rights of both peoples, can achieve a lasting peace.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 2d
His non replies are even worse.
German delight in genocide therory undefeated.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 2d
Man, sometimes YouTube knows exactly what the fuck I need in my life.
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 2d
Probably best not going into the circumstances leading up to this image circulating around the family group chat.
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 2d
Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
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Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social · 2d
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