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Crispy Zebra @crispyzebra.bsky.social · Sep 22

This will be a looooong drip, drip, drip until they finally arrive at Trump’s inevitable, filthy involvement #duchessofYork #Epstein

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d

Everything Worse

Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 @serrata.org · 3d

@walshfreedom.bsky.social I thought you'd want to see this. People are waking up. I hope it's more numerous than that. But it looks like we're seeing people starting to wake up.

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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 22d

This you, Trump?

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 22d

Swear her in.

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Palmer Report @palmerreport.com · 27d

America: Epstein files

Trump: Jimmy Kimmel

America: Epstein files

Trump: James Comey

America: Epstein files

Trump: how about Amelia Earhart

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Crispy Zebra @crispyzebra.bsky.social · Sep 22

This will be a looooong drip, drip, drip until they finally arrive at Trump’s inevitable, filthy involvement #duchessofYork #Epstein

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 20

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...

theonion.com

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Crispy Zebra @crispyzebra.bsky.social · Sep 22

Me neither.

Scotch Whisky Truths 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @specialscot.bsky.social · Sep 21

There are lots of people who STILL Bow and Curtsey to the Duchess of York and her damaged, awful family.

I'm not one of them.

Duchess of York calls Epstein a 'supreme friend' in resurfaced email

A spokesperson for the duchess says the message was sent to counter a threat Epstein had made to sue her for defamation.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Glasgow Socialist @glasgowrebelmc.bsky.social · Sep 21

Breaking***

Duchess of York known as Fergie amongst other names sent Epstein a message of support calling him a supreme friend AFTER announcing to UK citizens she didn't like him and never communicated with him

Now we have 2 Paedo supporters in the Royal family , no wonder the Donold felt at ease

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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · Sep 22

Charity yeets Duchess of York after her email to Epstein emerges
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson removed from charity over Epstein email

The children's hospice charity says it would be inappropriate for her to continue as a patron of the charity.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Crispy Zebra @crispyzebra.bsky.social · Sep 11

Kemi #Badenoch should very careful in scoring political points on Mandeson - do you really think that former Tories are not involved too??

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Truth Social(ist) @twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social · Sep 6

Donald Trump hates Tom Hanks because Tom Hanks is not a pedophile like Donald Trump.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 6

This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something

Trump: "Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of WAR"

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · Sep 5

Everything Trump touches dies.

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Crispy Zebra @crispyzebra.bsky.social · Sep 4

Did Farage know #Epstein??

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while standing in front of a blue wall .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while standing in front of a blue wall .

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Crispy Zebra @crispyzebra.bsky.social · Sep 3

Is Farage on the list? #Epstein

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Aug 30

Where’s Trump?

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · Aug 26

Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...

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Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell.bsky.social · Aug 27

Trump owns all of it.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · Aug 18

Trump: "President Stubb of Finland. He's uh, somebody that, where are we here? huh? where? where?"

President Stubb: "I'm right here."

Trump: "oh"

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Aug 17

"THE ART OF THE KNEEL"

TRUMP: "You have to agree to a ceasefire or there will be sanctions."

PUTIN: "No ceasefire."

TRUMP: "OK."

PUTIN: "And no sanctions."

TRUMP: "OK."

PUTIN: "We're done. Thanks for the red carpet and photo ops."

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Crispy Zebra @crispyzebra.bsky.social · Jun 1

Never mind ‘TACO’ How about Two Weeks Away Trump’ - now there’s an acronym…

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Jun 1

President Puddingbrain is spreading insane lies that Biden was executed and replaced by a robot.

What the fuck are we doing here?

www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...