Crooked Mustache
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Crooked Mustache
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· 21h
If I ever met Stephen Miller face to face I would tell him to go suck on an egg
Crooked Mustache
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· 22h
My dog has terrible breath but simultaneously kicks so much ass
Crooked Mustache
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· 22h
I’m looking for whimsy and comedy not “we are all doomed”
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Crooked Mustache
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· 22h
I consider the big toe the “King” of the toes
Crooked Mustache
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· 1d
I think ripping off Warren Zevon is more stupid
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Crooked Mustache
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· 1d
Billionaires don’t need government (it’s an obstacle to them) so they don’t care if it’s shut down.
Crooked Mustache
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· 2d
Billionaires are infected with the disease of greed
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Crooked Mustache
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· 2d
This cheapens the Office of the President to an infinite degree
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Crooked Mustache
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· 2d
Balki from Perfect Strangers
Crooked Mustache
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· 2d
I hope they take a look at his hand. Something weird is going on there.
Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 2d
Another day at the tambourine shaking factory
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Crooked Mustache
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· 4d
Got the Trump hand disease
Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 5d
Voldemort has a boner
Crooked Mustache
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· 6d
👀
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Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 6d
See how fast the Lambo goes in foggy London Town?
Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 7d
I would go back in time to feed Helen Keller some Doritos
Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 7d
How old was Wilford Brimley in Cocoon again?
Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 7d
So I am correct that I never saw this asshole’s name on any ballot? Thank you for proving me right.
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DougExeter
@dougexeter.bsky.social
· 8d
*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
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Jens von Bergmann
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Crooked Mustache
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· 8d
Her face may actually slide off her skull as depicted by this cartoon
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Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 8d
Mike Johnson is blushing 😊
Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 8d
I don’t remember seeing this scrotum-head on any ballot
Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 8d
Unhinged
Crooked Mustache
@crookedmustache.bsky.social
· 8d
I don’t remember seeing this asshole’s name on any ballot
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