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Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 24m

Billionaires don’t need government (it’s an obstacle to them) so they don’t care if it’s shut down.

Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 19h

Billionaires are infected with the disease of greed

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Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 19h

This cheapens the Office of the President to an infinite degree

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Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 19h

Balki from Perfect Strangers

Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 23h

I hope they take a look at his hand. Something weird is going on there.

Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 1d

Another day at the tambourine shaking factory

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Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 2d

Got the Trump hand disease

Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 3d

Voldemort has a boner

Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 4d

👀

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Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 5d

See how fast the Lambo goes in foggy London Town?

Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 5d

I would go back in time to feed Helen Keller some Doritos

Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 6d

How old was Wilford Brimley in Cocoon again?

Crooked Mustache @crookedmustache.bsky.social · 6d

So I am correct that I never saw this asshole’s name on any ballot? Thank you for proving me right.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 7d

*beastie boys*

well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS

and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES