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she/her 💜🐰 | born in the 80's | i yap a lot 🏳️‍⚧️✌️🏳️‍🌈 twitch.tv/ctrlaltcookie most places i'm ctrlaltcookie unless some bellend took it :p #vtuber the *only #slimetuber *(citation needed)

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 3d

see me on twitch, youtube, or discord

butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 3d

see me on twitch, youtube, or discord

butterfly app is just another dead bird in the works✌️

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Alexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 4d

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 4d

rest up!

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Celen @celenkiva.bsky.social · 4d

if you make a video game and release it on the pc, let people rebind the keyboard controls as freely as possible

"oooo this game is better on controller uwu"
fuck you no it isn't, it's a 2d platformer

if SNES devs could give you free reign on the controls, so can you

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 4d

unfiltered isn't better

trump and starmer dont need to be hitler to be detrimental to democracy

posting hyperbole all the time isnt the same as having an original, or interesting thought

trans rights are human rights

suck dick do crime eat pussy and fuck the police

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 4d

most nights i'm up late, straight up dwarvin it (playing dorf fotess), all up in that fortussy (forting it), i mean extreme levels of dorfing just absolutely pounding the fortussy getting kinda stinky with it (so many corpses) and i'm a bit outta control (my dorfs are tantrumming)

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 4d

no schedule this week i'm too sick and scrungly, it's gorilla lives all week

cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 4d

SO TRUE, i have a zac and he puts the heating on for me in the morning so i literally don't get out of bed until the world has equalized to a normal temperature

cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 4d

oop it's proper autumn / winter now in the uk, my body clock doesn't wake me up at 8 anymore, im gonna have to set alarms lmao SORRY EVERY STREAM WILL BE LATE FOR A BIT MOMAS GOT SEASONAL AFFECTIVE

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 4d

ive shed so many youtube subs over the last two weeks, my guess (and it is just a guess) would be fighting game folks, which is good, i dont think my current or future work will interest them in the slightest

cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 4d

bluesky is starting to really suck

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 5d

oh god thats so fucked

cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 5d

if you hear squishy sex noises dw dw i'm not fucking, that's just me making breakfast, when you're this wobbly any task is a loud task

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smanfa @smanfa.online · 5d

uh oh someone's gonna put a spell on you

a drawing of my OC penny in a black witch's outfit with a pointy hat and dark makeup. she has a little green potion and a book of spells attached to her belt

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Luigi is a folk hero! 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 @seriesjunkie.bsky.social · 22d

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 6d

shedding my ears and returning to slime :3 splop splorp splap

cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 6d

happy birthday!

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 6d

opened the voice training analysis app i have

recoiled.

hey so im voice training again, turns out i just sound like a fuckin guy since stopping for a while

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 6d

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 6d

LETS GOOOO

cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 6d

you're fully poison resistant right?

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 6d

also my arm hurts, and the usual fever is starting to creep up, so uh, see you when my temp drops to sensible ranges 🫡

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SPiNDLE @aidenr0.bsky.social · 6d

incoming

an illustration by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a human with orange/brown (it's brown but colouring it looks more orange lmao) hair tied up in a messy bun, sitting and leaning on a chair, wearing a yellow bra.

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 6d

this slimes all full of vaccine, who wants a sip? you wont be able to get flu or covid or pneumonia! cmooon, just a lil sip!!! 🥺 ☣️

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cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ @ctrlaltcookie.bsky.social · 7d

sorry if i sounded condescending i'm just speaking from experience and i didn't wanna sound too severe or whatever, it's been really warming seeing you grow happier and idk, if i can support you in anyway reach out anytime

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