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most places i'm ctrlaltcookie unless some bellend took it :p
#vtuber
the *only #slimetuber
*(citation needed)
twitch.tv/ctrlaltcookie
most places i'm ctrlaltcookie unless some bellend took it :p
#vtuber
the *only #slimetuber
*(citation needed)
bwah i'm still not able to run everyday, tiny steps lil steps, my appetite for exercise is outstripping my physical ability by a lot atm
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
bwah i'm still not able to run everyday, tiny steps lil steps, my appetite for exercise is outstripping my physical ability by a lot atm
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dont buy sketchy totems
![Page 3:
- Panel 1: Same view as panel 2 page 2, except with reversed colours, and a white beam [Dematerializing Beam] being shot at the creature. Ev turned her head to look at it.
- Panel 2: Ev and Jaq look in silence at Tether as the creature now evaporated
- Panel 3: Tether holding her revolver, hand on hip, prideful, saying "easy peasy"
- Panel 4: same as panel 2, but Ev looks at Jaq, and Jaq smiles reluctantly at her as if to soothe the mood
- Panel 5: Ev telling Tether to "Now shoot her" while Jaq cries](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pb7gp4lz3cslvw4oha36b4fa/bafkreig6dw6gd4hzkaq7w65hshmhqmwscvh7oe56ew2gwfo4gtddkyg43e@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
dont buy sketchy totems
doing a five k after so long intentionally and fully enjoying it has very much reignited my drive :3
full psycho cookie is making a comeback i am SO SORRY
full psycho cookie is making a comeback i am SO SORRY
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
doing a five k after so long intentionally and fully enjoying it has very much reignited my drive :3
full psycho cookie is making a comeback i am SO SORRY
full psycho cookie is making a comeback i am SO SORRY
my plan for my wedding is to be as in shape and healthy as i can be in the next 11 months lmao i wanna be able to pick zac up on the altar and sprint off with him once he's officially my husband, just abscond with him instantly for kisses in the autumn garden
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
my plan for my wedding is to be as in shape and healthy as i can be in the next 11 months lmao i wanna be able to pick zac up on the altar and sprint off with him once he's officially my husband, just abscond with him instantly for kisses in the autumn garden
slow and steady today, nice long continuous high pace walk
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
slow and steady today, nice long continuous high pace walk
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I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
Okay, bluntly, we do not live in the age of artificial intelligence, we live in the age of rampant fraud and high passive gullibility, to credibly attest sentience to stratified madlibs is fucking embarrassing.
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Okay, bluntly, we do not live in the age of artificial intelligence, we live in the age of rampant fraud and high passive gullibility, to credibly attest sentience to stratified madlibs is fucking embarrassing.
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Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
Big clash this afternoon between DHS agents and protesters in a residential street in Minneapolis, following a DHS agent hitting another vehicle. Tear gas was deployed in people’s yards and agents pepper prayed people.
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.
sorry for being all over the place, it's been kinda like i cant get over the last of this bug for over a month now and im basically a zombie at this point guh
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
sorry for being all over the place, it's been kinda like i cant get over the last of this bug for over a month now and im basically a zombie at this point guh
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From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.
girl who calls bluesky posts bludes
January 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
girl who calls bluesky posts bludes
if you see this, post a vampire that ain't Dracula
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
if you see this, post a vampire that ain't Dracula
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the only thing i like less than people doing shitty things, is people doing shitty things and pretending that they aren't
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
the only thing i like less than people doing shitty things, is people doing shitty things and pretending that they aren't
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It's almost like the actual things he posts on the Internet are indefensible.
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 AM
It's almost like the actual things he posts on the Internet are indefensible.
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If you want to collab or play something or do something with me you're gonna have to ask. Not because I'm important but bc I'm autistic, you gotta invite me in.
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
If you want to collab or play something or do something with me you're gonna have to ask. Not because I'm important but bc I'm autistic, you gotta invite me in.
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i'm rewatching ozark atm and it's got me internet researching so many dubious things lmao
January 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i'm rewatching ozark atm and it's got me internet researching so many dubious things lmao
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This is Minneapolis:
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
January 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This is Minneapolis:
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
-drop the kids off for a day with their grandparents
-go to brunch with your wife
-get a text from neighbors who don’t have enough food & can’t leave home or they might be abducted by fed govt
-get groceries as helicopters roar overhead
-deliver food & this vehicle passes you
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yeah broski . keep posting “does anyone want me im such a smol pathetic loser ><“ instead of enriching your life outside of social media. i think you could defy the odds to be the first person ever in history to have such posts finally nab you a date
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
yeah broski . keep posting “does anyone want me im such a smol pathetic loser ><“ instead of enriching your life outside of social media. i think you could defy the odds to be the first person ever in history to have such posts finally nab you a date
my favourite vampire trope is when they're in modern day but supposedly a super old vampire and dress like they're still in the Rococo period, like yeah i understand it looked good but if you think these fashionable bitches didn't update their wardrobe in 290 years you're insane
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
my favourite vampire trope is when they're in modern day but supposedly a super old vampire and dress like they're still in the Rococo period, like yeah i understand it looked good but if you think these fashionable bitches didn't update their wardrobe in 290 years you're insane
ugh there are so many mean girls on bsky, weird teenager loser shit
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
ugh there are so many mean girls on bsky, weird teenager loser shit
oh, so, the good doctor is just, extremely offensive caricature huh
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 AM
oh, so, the good doctor is just, extremely offensive caricature huh
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Twitch just permanently suspended my partner Lillie (@lillie_garden) without warning. The reason was the vaguest claim of "serious threats of violence" I've ever seen. None of the context in the stream was put into consideration. No further explanation. He hadn't even received prior strikes. Just a-
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Twitch just permanently suspended my partner Lillie (@lillie_garden) without warning. The reason was the vaguest claim of "serious threats of violence" I've ever seen. None of the context in the stream was put into consideration. No further explanation. He hadn't even received prior strikes. Just a-
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We’re asking TwitchSupport over on Twitter for a real human review. Please boost the tweet below and help us be heard. I'm going to talk more about it on stream today, but for now, please join us in helping our voices be heard: x.com/lillie__gard...
Lillie on X: "My account on @Twitch (lillie_garden / https://t.co/iL9gPERuA9) was suspended indefinitely. After combing through everything, I genuinely couldn’t find which ToS I had violated- the email said "Serious Threats of Violence", but there was nothing malicious or harmful. The appeal https://t.co/HWZ7mnJIwr" / X
My account on @Twitch (lillie_garden / https://t.co/iL9gPERuA9) was suspended indefinitely. After combing through everything, I genuinely couldn’t find which ToS I had violated- the email said "Serious Threats of Violence", but there was nothing malicious or harmful. The appeal https://t.co/HWZ7mnJIwr
x.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 AM
We’re asking TwitchSupport over on Twitter for a real human review. Please boost the tweet below and help us be heard. I'm going to talk more about it on stream today, but for now, please join us in helping our voices be heard: x.com/lillie__gard...
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There’s this kind of holier-than-thou tendency to dismiss people’s observations of the world coming apart at the seams by referencing past evils and derisively sneering, “Where have you been?/You’re just now noticing this?” that I think is almost never constructive or helpful.
January 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
There’s this kind of holier-than-thou tendency to dismiss people’s observations of the world coming apart at the seams by referencing past evils and derisively sneering, “Where have you been?/You’re just now noticing this?” that I think is almost never constructive or helpful.