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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers
@daniskitchen.bsky.social
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pittsburgher posting adventures in cooking & gardening, travel, books, local/national politics, etc. she/her if we are professional colleagues and you think you recognize me, no you don't
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · Apr 2
leftovers are truly god's* gift to mankind*

*previous me's
"current me
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 53m
me neither 😂
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 54m
☹️
daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 54m
indeed

there was also a chase here yesterday

there was also one about a month ago and and elderly woman was struck by one of the cars (I don't remember if it was one of the cops or the person they were chasing)
daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h
respectfully, the wagner's one is maybe the best slogan ever. I left nola 20 years ago and still say that slogan out loud sometimes to puzzled looks
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h
pittsburgh police stop endangering everybody with reckless chases over property crimes challenge level impossible
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 2h
Cops say two outstanding possibly hiding in a garage near Smithfield at Third Ave. An officer noted that in the chase downtown the suspects struck a civilian car in the process. They are moving all the agencies and officers to an encrypted channel so I cannot provide anymore updates.
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h
I bet more people would show up for that parade, too!
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h
there is a buffalo soldiers motorcycle group riding in this parade and the cognitive dissonance is going to break my brain
daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 3h
today in pittsburgh's bloomfield neighborhood yinzers will have a parade and celebration in honor of christopher columbus, one of history's greatest monsters. here's my tribute 🖕

www.vox.com/2014/10/13/6...
9 reasons Christopher Columbus was a murderer, tyrant, and scoundrel
Why do we even celebrate Columbus Day?
www.vox.com
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h
I am pleased to report the the crowds for this parade are *extremely* sparse. like a handful of people on each block.
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 3h
braggart
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 3h
I have *never actually been in bloomfield for this parade but today I have to be here for reasons and I am extremely not happy about it
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 3h
today in pittsburgh's bloomfield neighborhood yinzers will have a parade and celebration in honor of christopher columbus, one of history's greatest monsters. here's my tribute 🖕

www.vox.com/2014/10/13/6...
9 reasons Christopher Columbus was a murderer, tyrant, and scoundrel
Why do we even celebrate Columbus Day?
www.vox.com
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 4h
rupert would like you to know that it's caturday and that means no reading only boops
a cat standing on my book that is on my chest and he is putting his nose right on the camera phone
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 5h
you and me both friend 😕
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 5h
💀
Fifa’s defense leans heavily on American precedent. Concert promoters and major leagues have used dynamic pricing for years and resale sites routinely charge similar fees. But invoking “market norms” misses the point. Soccer’s global ritual isn’t meant to mimic the Super Bowl or the Eras Tour by normalizing the abusive consumer practices Americans resigned themselves to years ago.
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 5h
yeah that was a terrifying read, also jeff bezos can get fucked
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 5h
mine woke me up at 530 this morning and I'd like to speak to the manager
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 6h
I shouldn't be surprised but also wtf
The cheapest face-value seat for next summer’s final, somewhere in the gods of New Jersey’s 82,500-seat MetLife Stadium where the players are specks and the football’s a rumor, comes at a cost of $2,030 (oxygen tank not included). Most upper-deck seats range from $2,790 to $4,210, according to customers who finally glimpsed the prices that had been closely guarded.
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 6h
rude!
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 16h
unsolicited wick pic
Keanu Reeves as John wick
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 17h
ok but what if cuddle instead
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 17h
*narrows eyes* put different peppers together you say
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 17h
my mom still insists that wapo is "too liberal" (anytime I've asked her what that means has resulted in a blowout so I don't ask anymore)
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 17h
I would like at least one (1) consequence please
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 18h
but i say it with love 😂
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daniskitchen.bsky.social
it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 18h
yeah he's definitely a little stressed by the trash pandas 🤣
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