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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · Apr 2

leftovers are truly god's* gift to mankind*

*previous me's
"current me

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 1h

unsolicited wick pic

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 1h

ok but what if cuddle instead

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 1h

*narrows eyes* put different peppers together you say

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 1h

my mom still insists that wapo is "too liberal" (anytime I've asked her what that means has resulted in a blowout so I don't ask anymore)

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h

I would like at least one (1) consequence please

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h

but i say it with love 😂

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h

yeah he's definitely a little stressed by the trash pandas 🤣

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 2h

if you don't need to seed then it's probably fine. I really just haven't played with them and am inclined to prioritize the habs I've still got with the sauce making time I have... we'll see

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

yeah the size is definitely part of the unattractiveness for me, too much pain to process in any volume so all I'm left with is slicing them occasionally for sandwiches

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 5h

I wouldn't have thought so, the habs they ate were still all green tho so idk how spicy they are when unripe

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 8h

Personally I think we should get rid of fighter jets and feed and house people while providing them access to borderless, universal healthcare

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 6h

maybe not anymore 🤣

(the ones out in the garden are still going strong, holding out for the latest frost possible so more of my bells have time to change color!!)

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 7h

I generally consider myself a friend of the trash panda, I would however appreciate it if they'd give the late night raves a rest for a while I'm tired of cleaning up after them 😂

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 7h

me too, I hope they enjoy those habaneros on the other end too 😂

it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 7h

I think the trash pandas are as unimpressed with the aji mango as I am, that's the one plant they left completely untouched even tho it's covered in ripe fruit 😂

they got every habanero and aji cachucha left out there tho (I also have one of each of those still going out in the yard thankfully)

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becca | they/them @beccaisoutside.bsky.social · 1d

this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life

photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 12h

fuck yeah fall break

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 12h

that's what that owl is supposed to be for 😭

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it's decorative dani season motherfuckers @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 12h

one of these mfers came right up to the glass door and mashed one of my peppers in his hands while looking me straight in the eye. the audacity! meanwhile, spike was standing right next to me and acted like nothing was happening, really great job with the guard catting 🙄