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Dan Jordan

@danjordan.bsky.social

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Engineer · Game dev · Musician · Writer · Wiseass · Formerly at Red 5 Studios and Disruptor Beam · Creator of Urban Flight, a custom campaign for L4D2 that's so old that it's actually embarrassing that I put it in my bio.

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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · Nov 15

Work dumber not harder

A 3D environment featuring a wolf head mounted for display above a fireplace.

Surprise! I didn't bother making a separate asset for just the head. The rest of the wolf's body is actually squished up real good like an accordion and hidden inside the fireplace wall.

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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 12h

You're not rich and retired yet?

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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 13h

exceptionally gratifying to learn that my guiding method, which seemed obvious and intuitive to me, was, in fact, The Good Way

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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 13h

It's astounding that teaching my kids how to read involves repeatedly stressing "don't just guess"

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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 15h

They should invent a child that's capable of learning

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 16h

I am now taking donations to build a life-sized Lordran

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 16h

hats should be illegal

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 17h

20 seconds of Feed Dump that lives rent free in my head:
youtu.be/YYnxtlt43tc?...

16 SKULLS AND A BURNING BUILDING (Feed Dump)

YouTube video by The Escapist

youtu.be

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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 18h

I bet it feels good as hell to have a hobby you're good at

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 19h

I have a tradition where as soon as I get my check after a protest, the very thing I do is go out and buy an american flag to burn

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 22h

we have no choice but to stan a self-insert diss track king

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 1d

This is so fucking sick

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 1d

Sure the wolves are there, but they're only eating people who might technically deserve it, as determined by the supreme powers that be: the wolves

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 1d

Me, watching my wife play Super Metroid: I should make a metroidvania

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 1d

Look at you. You can't even remove a slice of ham from the package without it tearing

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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 2d

after finishing season 3 of White Lotus, which features Scott Glenn, we watched Hunt for Red October, which features Scott Glenn, then Silence of the Lambs, which features Scott Glenn

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Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 3d

unfortunately

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 3d

This is nothing. As anyone from Rhode Island is legally obligated to tell you, in 1981, the Pawtucket Red Sox and Rochester Red Wings played for 33 innings.

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 3d

I think Qatar should send their air force to Texas, as a goof

Dan Jordan @danjordan.bsky.social · 3d

Including strawberry pie and rhubarb pie but not strawberry rhubarb pie is violence against me personally

🎀 Pimpcess Spooky 🎀 @mick-ee.bsky.social · 4d

Since it’s pie season!

How many pies on the list have you tried?
What pie is the Thanksgiving Pie?
What pie is the Christmas Pie?
Whats your favorite pie?