Dan Jordan
@danjordan.bsky.social
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Engineer · Game dev · Musician · Writer · Wiseass · Formerly at Red 5 Studios and Disruptor Beam · Creator of Urban Flight, a custom campaign for L4D2 that's so old that it's actually embarrassing that I put it in my bio.
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Work dumber not harder
A 3D environment featuring a wolf head mounted for display above a fireplace. Surprise! I didn't bother making a separate asset for just the head. The rest of the wolf's body is actually squished up real good like an accordion and hidden inside the fireplace wall.
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I bet getting launched like that feels real good
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And there's some men out there who are like "I could take one"
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this is a weird lookin' game of golf
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I personally believe everyone involved in this should be ritualistically sacrificed
propublica.org
A former DOGE staffer developed an AI tool that hallucinated the size of Veterans Affairs contracts.

For example, it concluded that more than a thousand deals were each worth $34 million, when in fact some were for as little as $35,000.

(Published June)
DOGE Developed Error-Prone AI Tool to “Munch” Veterans Affairs Contracts
We obtained records showing how a Department of Government Efficiency staffer with no medical experience used artificial intelligence to identify which VA contracts to kill. “AI is absolutely the wron...
www.propublica.org
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who has two thumbs and recorded an entire song's worth of vocals with a noisy mic?
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if you burn a flag, riots happen
everyone knows this
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no it's definitely all been a mistake
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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the superbowl? you mean Chicken Wing Time?
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the tommy gun is objectively the coolest gun
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they just don't make movies about boss babies anymore
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We've decided to put your least favorite track right after your favorite track. Let this be a warning
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finally someone will try to make a photo-realistic game
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RIP Chaucer, you would've loved dating games
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"Fearing retribution from a future Democratic administration..." Okay so he's probably safe then
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Galaxy > Sunshine, hands down
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I bet being talented feels good as hell
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the beginning of 2001 a space odyssey but it's a big ol' kitkat
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Dear youtube, why is the copy of Fellowship of the Ring I legally purchased from you in fucking 480p?
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And by "twitter" I of course mean twitter-like platforms such as this
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One of the things I like about twitter is that it allows the feeling of being adjacent to people you enjoy keeping up with, without having to feel like you need to justify being an active part of their Community
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My doctor wants to set up an exercise schedule. I honestly wish I'd gotten a head start on this years ago by lying and telling her I already exercised.
danjordan.bsky.social
the hardest part of recording is giving the whole album a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost
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fans of courts martial and attorneys general rise up