Darby Lyons
@darbylyons.bsky.social
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Retired English teacher, poet. Book and music lover. Midwesterner, kind of (Army brat, IYKYK), with Appalachian roots. MFA, Sewanee School of Letters. Senior editorial assistant, Cincinnati Review.
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Just forwarded this to my brother. Was telling him how much I respected Philip's work at The Post, and autocorrect changed "columnist" to "communist." 😎 Anyway, you should sign up!
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Back when I was at The Post, every Friday at 10pm I'd plug my data/visualizations/jokes newsletter.

Well, it's back. In 12 hours, the all-new How To Read This Chart lands in mailboxes. Sign up for free!
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willbunch.bsky.social
The Nobel *Peace* Prize winner is cool with murdering civilians on boats
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Look, I loved Obama, but when they gave him the prize basically for making a good speech, I realized it was a bullshit prize.
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Holy shit. She should NOT get the prize. Anyone who sucks up to him is condoning fascism.
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On the #goodnews front: in a couple recent interviews, Amanda Shires said The Highwomen are going to start writing new songs this winter!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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This is fascism. This is a police state. Masked men with guns in unmarked cars are driving through residential neighborhoods during the daytime looking to kidnap women and children.

Resist this. Never normalize this or else these fascists thugs will some day be used against you and your family.
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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merriam-webster.com
Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.
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drandrealove.bsky.social
We have the cleanest hands & air in human history—yet we’re letting one of the most preventable diseases return.

Hygiene didn’t fail. Science didn’t fail.

We failed public health by letting ideology override evidence.

Read the full article for more:
news.immunologic.org/p/were-losin...

🧵
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joshuajfriedman.com
My favorite coffee roaster (which also sells vinyl) is having a PRINE Day sale www.tandemcoffee.com/collections/...
Graphic with an old cutout black-and-white photo of a young John Prine with bushy hair and a mustache sitting on a chair playing guitar and the following text:

Tandem Presents: OCTOBER 10, 2025
PRINE DAY
ONE-DAY SALE
ONLINE ONLY
20% OFF
COFFEE & VINYL
USE CODE: PRINEDAY
darbylyons.bsky.social
He left his home country of El Salvador at age 16 because of threats of violence from gangs.
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That's so messed up yet so true.
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Oops! I just remembered there's one Baskin-Robbins in my city, right by the University, across from the hospital... and I drive past it every Monday. 🥴🤦🏼‍♀️
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Baskin-Robbins is still in business? I haven't seen one for years!
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Baskin-Robbins is still in business? I haven't seen one for years!
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I used to work for the Air Force, so I'm aware of that. It's the WAY Hogsbreath described it, and even the fact that he felt the need to trumpet it, that's leading to the freak out. It's nothing like the normal behavior for a SecDef.
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Elon Musk, together with LibsOfTikTok call for a nationwide boycott of Netflix and mass cancellations over a single cartoon character coming out as trans. This is picked up and massively promoted by a host of right-wing influencers, As a result, Netflix stock... is up 2%. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Netflix Stock Up As Elon Musk's Anti-Trans Boycott Fails To Materialize
Last week, conservatives tried to cancel Netflix to force the carrier to remove transgender characters.
www.erininthemorning.com
darbylyons.bsky.social
So the National Guard is in Memphis to...shop?
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Billionaires are broken.
Having that much money fucks with your whole concept of reality. I suggest what I'm going to call the Jane Goodall plan* from now on: send them into space in a Musk rocket.

*see Netflix's "Famous Last Words: Dr Jane Goodall"
washingtonpost.com
Exclusive: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.
Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction
In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.
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Portland shows us the way. Thanks, Portland.
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there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif
Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes
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Just watched the trailer for the new season of The Diplomat. Allison Janney as president, and Bradley Whitford as, in his words, "first lady." Man oh man, am I looking forward to this! I hope the world holds together long enough for me to get my ounce of joy from smart and darkly funny TV.
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The world is upside down.
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This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
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Graduated in 1979. One. (To Kill a Mockingbird)

As a high school teacher, I retired in 2017. At that point, I'd estimate our high school students read about 10 (if they read what was assigned 😎). Not sure about k-8.