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The Blair Bitch
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · Jul 29
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 5h
I'm so sorry!!! 💜
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 5h
Me watching The Haunting of Hill House at 3 PM: "This is atmospheric and creepy, but I don't really find it SCARY."

Me walking through my dark house at 11 PM: "Oh my god please don't let the Bent-Neck Lady get me 😭"
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 11h
Oh brother
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 11h
My sister was so worried her dog and cat would not get along. Lol.
A brindle bulldog and a black and white cat snuggle angelically together, asleep
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 12h
My niece couldn't go out for preschool recess today because of ICE in the area. You know, because fucking Roscoe Village is such a hotbed of criminality. I'm gonna [redacted].
a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a car that is on fire .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a car that is on fire .
media.tenor.com
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d
The Court concludes he should shut his bitch ass up
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d
Omg 😭
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d
Mine has to be the Golden Girls theme. I had them play it before announcing the bridal party at my wedding.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d
Will do this, thank you!
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you, that makes me feel better
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d
I don't think so
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d
My 11-year-old has to have a tooth extracted next week. I'm so worried for her. Does anyone have any advice or experience with kids having teeth pulled?
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
Did you see the Latin Kings rolling up on them? Lol.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
Why not both dot gif
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
Fuck offff with that warning, Mr. Tip
WARNING: Do not insert swab into ear canal. Entering the ear canal could cause injury. If used to clean ears, stroke swab gently around outer Otips surface of the ear only.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
Hence urgent care telling me I had excoriated my ear canal with a Q-tip. I'm sure it felt good AF in the moment.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
Oh my god this pissed me off, lol
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
I literally said the same thing to my husband. It's incredible.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
It was so sad and beautiful and scary. The cinematography was absolutely stunning and such an interesting part of the storytelling. I'm so glad I stuck with it because I had been thinking it was a little boring and slow. I can't wait to finish it.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
WOW The Haunting of Hill House episode 6 ("Two Storms") is a masterpiece. I've gotta just sit in silence and absorb it for a while.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
"Welcome the immigrant" is like such a main pillar of Catholicism. It's insane for anyone calling themselves Catholic to try to defend this shit. I'm so glad to see him pushing back on these freaks.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d
I hate content creators with no job/credentials who say WE GOT BREAKING NEWS and just repeat each other's headline grabs. A close second is the fake podcasters and preachers with a whole set-up, looking off-camera and talking to no one. Show us your audience, Steve! Oh, you can't? Hmm.
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 3d
Omg that's horrific!
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 3d
Two words: Chicago Pope
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 3d
I'm into it. Also what on earth is happening in this video.
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