Professor Prosecco
@darlingstarling.bsky.social
Working on it. Probably eating pumpkin pie. She/her.
Pinned
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
New atrocious name just dropped: Bryxteyn
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
New atrocious name just dropped: Bryxteyn
I brought onion dip to a holiday party at my in-laws about 15 years ago and someone criticized it and now I'll never bring one crumb to their place again. (Also it was GOOD, sorry I don't salt-bomb everything I make like SOME PEOPLE with HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE and BAD ATTITUDES)
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I brought onion dip to a holiday party at my in-laws about 15 years ago and someone criticized it and now I'll never bring one crumb to their place again. (Also it was GOOD, sorry I don't salt-bomb everything I make like SOME PEOPLE with HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE and BAD ATTITUDES)
LOL. LMAO, even.
I've done physical therapy for 131 days in a row and I am sooooo ready to be done 😭😭 Maybe at the end of this month I will be 🙏
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
LOL. LMAO, even.
My messages in quarantine are none of my business and will never be my business
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My messages in quarantine are none of my business and will never be my business
My PT has me doing these leaning forward but I didn't have a convenient chair so I just did them from like a sit squat and thank god when it accidentally snapped out from my door's crack it whipped me in the titties instead of the eyes 🫥
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My PT has me doing these leaning forward but I didn't have a convenient chair so I just did them from like a sit squat and thank god when it accidentally snapped out from my door's crack it whipped me in the titties instead of the eyes 🫥
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I love it when you call me il Papa
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I love it when you call me il Papa
I wasn't old enough at the time to appreciate how hilarious this was youtu.be/bHXiaOeMmSk?...
Macy's Thanksgiving Parade 1997: The Moment Barney Balloon Was DESTROYED!
YouTube video by Metal Arcade
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November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I wasn't old enough at the time to appreciate how hilarious this was youtu.be/bHXiaOeMmSk?...
My sister's friend brewed Da Pope beer! Amazing. Lol. 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My sister's friend brewed Da Pope beer! Amazing. Lol. 🙏
My mom must have paid an ungodly amount to fulfill her teenage dream and I support her completely
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My mom must have paid an ungodly amount to fulfill her teenage dream and I support her completely
I wish Zillow had a comment section because I am dying to know what's up with this one as-is house
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wish Zillow had a comment section because I am dying to know what's up with this one as-is house
I don't really believe in ghosts but also I definitely heard a ghost in my historic hotel in Savannah. I try not to think about this too hard.
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I don't really believe in ghosts but also I definitely heard a ghost in my historic hotel in Savannah. I try not to think about this too hard.
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One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
🚨 We got a sex scandal with possible embezzlement in the mix 🚨
Doing the Thriller laugh because my former superintendent whom I have a deep and visceral hatred for is apparently embroiled in some major scandal and was possibly arrested yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🚨 We got a sex scandal with possible embezzlement in the mix 🚨
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Living well is the best revenge, but watching your enemies get perp walked is up there.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Living well is the best revenge, but watching your enemies get perp walked is up there.
Doing the Thriller laugh because my former superintendent whom I have a deep and visceral hatred for is apparently embroiled in some major scandal and was possibly arrested yesterday
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Doing the Thriller laugh because my former superintendent whom I have a deep and visceral hatred for is apparently embroiled in some major scandal and was possibly arrested yesterday
Could they please hurry up and figure out if melatonin is killing people because I would like to take it again
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Could they please hurry up and figure out if melatonin is killing people because I would like to take it again
It really is a beautiful place. My dad built the original deck for the veranda at the lodge. The views are amazing 🥰
Starved Rock State Park is one of Illinois’ many natural treasures, where families can go to enjoy the great outdoors.
$18 million trail improvement project planned at Starved Rock State Park
Illinois will invest $18 million in 2026 to improve trails at Starved Rock State Park and boost visitor safety at the state’s most visited park.
www.wqad.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It really is a beautiful place. My dad built the original deck for the veranda at the lodge. The views are amazing 🥰
I've done physical therapy for 131 days in a row and I am sooooo ready to be done 😭😭 Maybe at the end of this month I will be 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I've done physical therapy for 131 days in a row and I am sooooo ready to be done 😭😭 Maybe at the end of this month I will be 🙏
Something illogical happened in my dream last night and I turned to my friend and said, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?? I'M DREAMING RIGHT NOW!!!" and we linked arms and laughed our asses off as we skipped away down a snowy dream-street
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Something illogical happened in my dream last night and I turned to my friend and said, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?? I'M DREAMING RIGHT NOW!!!" and we linked arms and laughed our asses off as we skipped away down a snowy dream-street
It's not as well-known, but if you need a great cardio song, try "Heart of a Champion," which samples the NBA theme song. Puts me in beast mode!!!
An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It's not as well-known, but if you need a great cardio song, try "Heart of a Champion," which samples the NBA theme song. Puts me in beast mode!!!
Well it's certainly been a Sunday to remember 😭
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Well it's certainly been a Sunday to remember 😭
I trust everyone is being normal now, yes?
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I trust everyone is being normal now, yes?
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People are so dedicated to reading the worst possible meaning into anything anyone else says that’s not immediately exactly what they believe. Everyone else is wrong. You disagree? You must want them to die.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
People are so dedicated to reading the worst possible meaning into anything anyone else says that’s not immediately exactly what they believe. Everyone else is wrong. You disagree? You must want them to die.
Locked accounts when
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Locked accounts when
Boy someday hit the weirdo nest with a stick or something because they are buzzing all over the place this morning
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Boy someday hit the weirdo nest with a stick or something because they are buzzing all over the place this morning