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The Blair Bitch

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · Jul 29

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 5h

The Court concludes he should shut his bitch ass up

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 5h

Omg 😭

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 6h

Mine has to be the Golden Girls theme. I had them play it before announcing the bridal party at my wedding.

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 14h

Will do this, thank you!

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 14h

Thank you, that makes me feel better

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 14h

I don't think so

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 15h

My 11-year-old has to have a tooth extracted next week. I'm so worried for her. Does anyone have any advice or experience with kids having teeth pulled?

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Did you see the Latin Kings rolling up on them? Lol.

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Why not both dot gif

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck offff with that warning, Mr. Tip

WARNING:
Do not insert swab into ear canal.
Entering the ear canal could cause injury.
If used to clean ears, stroke swab gently around outer
Otips
surface of the ear only.

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Hence urgent care telling me I had excoriated my ear canal with a Q-tip. I'm sure it felt good AF in the moment.

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god this pissed me off, lol

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

I literally said the same thing to my husband. It's incredible.

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

It was so sad and beautiful and scary. The cinematography was absolutely stunning and such an interesting part of the storytelling. I'm so glad I stuck with it because I had been thinking it was a little boring and slow. I can't wait to finish it.

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

WOW The Haunting of Hill House episode 6 ("Two Storms") is a masterpiece. I've gotta just sit in silence and absorb it for a while.

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

"Welcome the immigrant" is like such a main pillar of Catholicism. It's insane for anyone calling themselves Catholic to try to defend this shit. I'm so glad to see him pushing back on these freaks.

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

I hate content creators with no job/credentials who say WE GOT BREAKING NEWS and just repeat each other's headline grabs. A close second is the fake podcasters and preachers with a whole set-up, looking off-camera and talking to no one. Show us your audience, Steve! Oh, you can't? Hmm.