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Cody
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Dad • Gamer • Nerd Creator of @noobnewsnetwork.bsky.social https://youtube.com/@noobnewsnetwork?si=y9AuYYxLV1XQwDDQ patreon.com/NoobNewsNetwork
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · Jan 25
Thanks for all the support! If you enjoy funny parody video game/pop culture content please check out Noob News Network on all my socials. Links in the comments below. Goal is 100 subs/followers by end of year. Current numbers:
Patreon: 1
YouTube: 15
TikTok: 18
Bluesky: 86
Instagram: 7
Threads: 12
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 9h
Latest episode of Bort Experience is live!

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The Bort Experience Episode 17 Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
YouTube video by Noob News Network
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 22h
As I approach one year anniversary of my YouTube channel, I’m looking to expand and do more so please check me out over on Kick goal is to start streaming games a few times a week!

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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 1d
a man wearing a blue jacket and a blue shirt is making a funny face
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 1d
140 subscribers thanks you!
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 1d
Moving?
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 1d
Jurassic World Rebirth Review!

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Jurassic World Rebirth Review!
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
Next model:
a robot is glowing in the dark with the words by your command on the bottom
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
an alien wearing headphones and goggles says hmm no
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
I am about to get this achievement 🥴
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
Halloween idea for next year 3 out of 5 inspiration @adamsessler.bsky.social
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
Amazing 👏
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
💯 agree truly incredible!
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
Seems similar when you are looking at a books at a bookstore always notice the cover art first then read the synopsis.
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
You get the dislike badge of shame
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 2d
Happy Halloween also Deadpool says Hello!
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 4d
Great conversation!
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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 4d
New episode of Top 100 Games Podcast is live and it's @awildjessichu.bsky.social and I talking about Baldur's Gate 3!

Let's get horny on main for big druid bear men!!!
31 - Baldur's Gate 3 - The Top 100 Games Podcast with Jared Petty
Podcast Episode · The Top 100 Games Podcast · 10/30/2025 · 1h 31m
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 4d
Great opening 🤣 ““We have found that raptor claw that Dr. Alan Grant scared that child to death with, and that raptor claw is a woman named, who are you?”
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 4d
a video game is being played on the xbox e3 console
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 5d
a close up of an elderly man 's face with the word yes written below it
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 5d
Hilarious flaw for Premium Edition
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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 7d
Since you’re doing updates today, @bsky.app, how about taking that “Rude” tag off @adamsessler.bsky.social?
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · 7d
v1.109 is rolling out today! #NewProfilePic

We've given the app a mini makeover with some new shades of blues! Plus, a whole bunch of bug fixes and performance improvements to make your experience better.
The updated Bluesky app icon.
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 7d
@timgettys.bsky.social @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social 👀
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What's on Netflix: Crash Bandicoot Animated Series in the Works at Netflix from WildBrain Studios (Sonic Prime) www.whats-on-netflix.com/news/crash-b...
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 7d
@pfrazee.com 👇
jcsalterego.bsky.social Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 7d
they better not yassify the bluesky logo
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Cody @darthgollott.bsky.social · 7d
a group of people are playing a video game and they are talking to each other .
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