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Leah Biel, MFA

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A darling among collectors. Pro-choice. No time for your protest votes. Your favorite WKRP enthusiast.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · Apr 17

This 1971 Mad Magazine panel has stuck with me for decades. It probably always will, and I wish it wasn’t so damn timely.

Three connected Jack Davis drawings from the “Mad’s Reality Street” satire (written by Dick DeBartolo) in issue 146, Oct. ‘71 (40¢, cheap!). The cover story was on pollution, because the more things change…

“5 leaders...with 5 different opinions…”
(Drawing of 5 white guys in suits, yelling at each other)
“5 panic buttons…with 5 fingers...”
(Drawing of, well, I suppose that one is self-explanatory)
“5 easy pieces!”
(Drawing of the earth blowing apart like an egg, with a cartoon WHAM across the middle)

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 17h

Much dark.

Very early.

Ugh.

an aerial view of a city with a dog coming out of a sand storm

Alt: Darude’s Doge Sandstorm

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 19h

“Collect your armbands at the door, everybody!”

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 22h

US (2019, dir. Jordan Peele)

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1d

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanted the Jays to win as much as I wanted the Dodgers to lose.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

That concludes the Mets fan portion of my year.

University of Kentucky men’s basketball, you’re up—DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT THE GEORGETOWN GAME.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately that collapse felt like watching a Mets game.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

I haven’t heard word one about dates. Someone online conjectured it might have something to do with that damned WBC.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

Fat.
Man.
With.
His.
Kids.
And.
Dog.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

Update: it appears the Blue Jays were not, in fact, ready to win.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage holding a clipboard and saying they are ready to win .

Alt: Gerry Dee, host of “Family Feud Canada” (yep, they’ve got one too) says, “they are ready to win.” AND THEY BETTER.

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Darin Self @darinself.com · 1d

This is probably one of the best baseball games I've ever watched and I hate the outcome

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

Not freaking soon enough.

And I’ve yet to see a Mets spring training schedule at all. Hear anything from the Nats about theirs?

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

Great, another goddamned year of Dodger fans being absolutely insufferable.

Sorry you couldn’t get it done, Jays. So sorry.

Also, another year of Fuck You, Shanky.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

JUST FUCKING DO IT JAYS

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll bet Shanky is just loving this.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

Pete Davidson, as Chad, doesn’t exactly get The Tuck right.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a watch party in Toronto at the Scotiabank hockey stadium not too far away, and I’d imagine the fight would be better suited on ice!

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

So much preferential treatment for that MFer.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is standing on a stage holding a clipboard and saying they are ready to win .

Alt: Gerry Dee, host of “Family Feud Canada” (yep, they’ve got one too) says, “they are ready to win.” AND THEY BETTER.

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Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

The towing of the streets the night before the #NYCMarathon.

🎶It’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

Of AND for

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 1d

He’s reaching new levels of stupid every day.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 2d

And now the “boats against the current” are being combed by the government.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 2d

Was hoping for less of a trick and an actual treat this Halloween.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 2d

SHIT.

Leah Biel, MFA @tomservosblender.bsky.social · 2d

The same way the poor co-ed can’t afford that pizza she just ordered…*waka-chika*