Jared Petty
@pettycommajared.bsky.social
Writer/human. 🇨🇦 in the making. Marketing @Other Ocean. Narrative Design, Wizardry. Prev Limited Run, Google, Kinda Funny, EA, IGN. Host, producer, marketer, video game human. He/him. Living with mental illness. Personal account. Quaker. Screw MAGA.
I'm going to miss her so much. Whelp, done for today.
a screenshot from schitts creek shows a man and a woman
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January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I'm going to miss her so much. Whelp, done for today.
Why does Jeff Bezos look like his son killed John Wick's dog?
January 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Why does Jeff Bezos look like his son killed John Wick's dog?
Yourself but as a cartoon.
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yourself but as a cartoon.
It's January 29 and I am out of spoons for the entire coming year.
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It's January 29 and I am out of spoons for the entire coming year.
Maybe we should all just start playing RuneScape again until the bombs come raining down and night falls on humankind.
a screenshot of a game called runescape
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January 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Maybe we should all just start playing RuneScape again until the bombs come raining down and night falls on humankind.
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It's a snow day in Charlottetown and my wife and I walked to lunch at a nearby steakhouse.
She wore her Snoopy Christmas onesie pajamas on our date.
I like my wife.
She wore her Snoopy Christmas onesie pajamas on our date.
I like my wife.
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It's a snow day in Charlottetown and my wife and I walked to lunch at a nearby steakhouse.
She wore her Snoopy Christmas onesie pajamas on our date.
I like my wife.
She wore her Snoopy Christmas onesie pajamas on our date.
I like my wife.
It's a snow day in Charlottetown and my wife and I walked to lunch at a nearby steakhouse.
She wore her Snoopy Christmas onesie pajamas on our date.
I like my wife.
She wore her Snoopy Christmas onesie pajamas on our date.
I like my wife.
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It's a snow day in Charlottetown and my wife and I walked to lunch at a nearby steakhouse.
She wore her Snoopy Christmas onesie pajamas on our date.
I like my wife.
She wore her Snoopy Christmas onesie pajamas on our date.
I like my wife.
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Trump
Vance
Miller
Noem
RFK
Rubio
Gorsuch
Thiel
Thomas
Alito
Yarvin
Bannon
Ellison
Hegseth
Leavitt
Bovino
Ross
Musk
Bondi
Gabbard
Kavanaugh
Roberts
Barrett
Johnson
Patel
McMahon
Graham
Anybody in ICE
Vance
Miller
Noem
RFK
Rubio
Gorsuch
Thiel
Thomas
Alito
Yarvin
Bannon
Ellison
Hegseth
Leavitt
Bovino
Ross
Musk
Bondi
Gabbard
Kavanaugh
Roberts
Barrett
Johnson
Patel
McMahon
Graham
Anybody in ICE
a young woman wearing a fur coat and gloves is standing in front of a waterfall .
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January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Trump
Vance
Miller
Noem
RFK
Rubio
Gorsuch
Thiel
Thomas
Alito
Yarvin
Bannon
Ellison
Hegseth
Leavitt
Bovino
Ross
Musk
Bondi
Gabbard
Kavanaugh
Roberts
Barrett
Johnson
Patel
McMahon
Graham
Anybody in ICE
Vance
Miller
Noem
RFK
Rubio
Gorsuch
Thiel
Thomas
Alito
Yarvin
Bannon
Ellison
Hegseth
Leavitt
Bovino
Ross
Musk
Bondi
Gabbard
Kavanaugh
Roberts
Barrett
Johnson
Patel
McMahon
Graham
Anybody in ICE
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Mourning or grief won't seem to come after the funeral. Just anger. So, so much anger.
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Mourning or grief won't seem to come after the funeral. Just anger. So, so much anger.
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Me: I am really on edge and I really, really need to spend the next 15 minutes thinking about something non-threatening.
Jeremy Parish (on YouTube): I will now talk about "Knight Rider" for 15 minutes
Me: oh thank fuck
Jeremy Parish (on YouTube): I will now talk about "Knight Rider" for 15 minutes
Me: oh thank fuck
January 21, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Me: I am really on edge and I really, really need to spend the next 15 minutes thinking about something non-threatening.
Jeremy Parish (on YouTube): I will now talk about "Knight Rider" for 15 minutes
Me: oh thank fuck
Jeremy Parish (on YouTube): I will now talk about "Knight Rider" for 15 minutes
Me: oh thank fuck
Davos sounds like the eighth kingdom in Game of Thrones where everybody is super sexy and Star Trek TNG season 1 horny.
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Davos sounds like the eighth kingdom in Game of Thrones where everybody is super sexy and Star Trek TNG season 1 horny.
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Scrap Daddies launches into Early Access TODAY on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2923190/...
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Scrap Daddies launches into Early Access TODAY on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2923190/...
I wish Dr. King was here. We need him.
January 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I wish Dr. King was here. We need him.
Jesus had a term for MAGA Christians: "whitewashed tombs." A thin coat of bright paint thrown over something that's dead and hollow inside.
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Jesus had a term for MAGA Christians: "whitewashed tombs." A thin coat of bright paint thrown over something that's dead and hollow inside.
Scrap Daddies launches into Early Access tomorrow! Wishlist today and get ready to play.
store.steampowered.com/app/2923190/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2923190/...
Scrap Daddies on Steam
Scrap Daddies is a slapstick co-op looter for 1–6 players where teamwork keeps you alive and we promise not to jump scare you. Explore flooded bases, recover power cells, and haul scrap back to upgrad...
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January 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Scrap Daddies launches into Early Access tomorrow! Wishlist today and get ready to play.
store.steampowered.com/app/2923190/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2923190/...
Is it wrong to wish I could melt the flesh off of people at will?
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Is it wrong to wish I could melt the flesh off of people at will?
I'll be back to the show soon, just getting things back together now that i have returned to Canada.
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I'll be back to the show soon, just getting things back together now that i have returned to Canada.
Slept 14 hours last night. Been up for three. Now back down for a nap.
Grief sucks.
Grief sucks.
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Slept 14 hours last night. Been up for three. Now back down for a nap.
Grief sucks.
Grief sucks.
I'm going to make a game where you control Stephen Miller wandering the apocalyptic landscape after the nuclear war he causes. Your goal is to speed run steering him to the Deathclaws or to a hungry raider gang, guiding him to grisly destruction. Also every time he takes a step he makes fart noises.
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I'm going to make a game where you control Stephen Miller wandering the apocalyptic landscape after the nuclear war he causes. Your goal is to speed run steering him to the Deathclaws or to a hungry raider gang, guiding him to grisly destruction. Also every time he takes a step he makes fart noises.
If we don't stop this in Minnesota it will be our town next. And then every town.
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
If we don't stop this in Minnesota it will be our town next. And then every town.
I think Charlottetown is one of the best little cities in the world. 🇨🇦
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I think Charlottetown is one of the best little cities in the world. 🇨🇦