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Doug, Persisting

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · Dec 15

He’s getting a cat
To kill in a way
Dependent on quantum
Atomic decay
Schrödinger is coming to town

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 3h

I treated myself to a pack of full-sugar lemon Cokes recently. Kept them in the fridge, for best. Absolutely delicious

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 8h

But apparently not, because food here is universally shit according to you there in the land of spray cheese and Twinkies

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 13h

The people who want to move to Dubai now are the same people who wanted to move to South Africa in the 60’s, all they want is to lord it over people who can’t talk back, but don’t have the wit to make enough money to do it here. So, Richard Tice

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 13h

Unsolicited trick pic

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 13h

I don’t think I can

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

All the shit we’re now living through I blame entirely on him and David Cameron for putting him into a position to do it

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

I just tuned in and feel like I missed something

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

I WANT MY CROISSANT

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

Thought I’d treat myself to a couple of books and a croissant this weekend. Instead I have just spent that money on a refurbished rear light cluster for a Ford Ka, because I’m an adult and that’s just the sort of thing adults find themselves having to do. Only 30-odd years left of this, then death

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

Got a plumber coming on Monday, but I notice he has all his messages set to vanish after 24 hours, so now all I find is the memory of a promise of a plumber and a leaking shower that is still very, very real

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

It'll immediately flip back once the Republicans are out of office too

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

Future M-AI-yor of Durham

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

No. Stock market bubbles are fine, too

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 1d

I'd like to congratulate Donald Trump on winning the first annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

The Nobel committee are using a go at Trump in the same way the Queen wearing a blue and yellow hat that time was a statement of support for Remain. Never before has it been more important that we log off for a while occasionally

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

‘Colour’ spelt properly, I notice

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe they’ll give him the Nobel Prize for Interior Design idk

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Mikey C @amazingmikeyc.bsky.social · 1d

During the night one of our cats has got into this pack of cheese topped bread rolls and eaten the cheese off the top

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

Pay day? A this end of the month? Madness!

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 1d

The Vale of Belvoir, Kibworth Beauchamp, Loughborough. The usual

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 2d

Basically any nice food now causes me days of agony. All I have to look forward to now is salad, and Death will be a sweet release

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 2d

Just to add some behind-the-scenes gossip, the horrific acid reflux and gastric discomfort this caused has only just finally subsided

Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 5d

Chippy tea on a Monday? A Monday you say?

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a green wall and saying `` marvellous '' .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a green wall and saying `` marvellous '' .

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 2d

‘Chimney charisma’ is quite the mood

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 3d

My sweet, beautiful wife and I welcomed a powerful new foe/daughter one week ago today! Here are some more pages from the pamphlet they gave us at the hospital.

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Doug, Persisting @dasmunch.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna step in here and say that I loved that record and will defend it against all comers